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Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids

Posted by nosilla 
Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
Im always finding these Craigslist ads where parents are looking for slaves... er, Mothers Helpers to care for their kids:


We are looking for a Mother's Helper / Babysitter in our Hallandale Beach home. You must have experience with 1 and 2 year olds. NO ENGLISH IS OK.

HOURS NEEDED
Mondays-Fridays, 2-3 hours per day. Afternoons work best but we are willing to consider other times of the day. Our schedule is flexible.

ABOUT US
We are a young 30-ish couple working from home. We have two energetic young boys, ages 1 and 7 and need 2-3 hours of quiet working time per day. We want someone to entertain the boys and to keep them quiet while we work.

We are primarily looking for a "grandma" figure for the boys (age 50-65) but are willing to consider a "big brother/big sister" (age 18-25). We are a multicultural family. Apply only if you are comfortable with diverse cultures.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
Education is very important to us. We want the boys both to learn and to play. This is what you would be responsible for:
-Going to the beach / pool / playground each day (and cleaning up afterwards so there is no sand in the house)
-Playing board games (on rainy days)
-Reading stories 30 min per day (in any language)
-Making sure the 7-year finishes his daily math work (~15 minutes per day)
-Preparing simple and healthy snacks (steamed vegetables, fruit slices, etc. -- no processed food, no junk food)
-Keeping the boys relatively quiet when they are in the house
-Cleaning up after the boys (only when necessary)

WHO WE ARE LOOKING FOR
The ideal candidate will:
-Be extremely patient
-Have some college education (or be a current student)
-Be able to set up a daily schedule and then stick to it
-Be prepared to discipline the boys if they misbehave

Current students ok.
No English is okay.
You will not need to drive.
Note: We rarely watch TV and would prefer that the TV stays off. We do not want the boys to watch TV at all.


HOW TO APPLY
Please respond by email and include 2-3 sentences about your background and experience with children. You must be able to provide 2 references if we ask for them.
•Location: Hallandale
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
If they don't have the time/energy/motivation to raise their children, why do they bother having them?
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
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StudioFiftyFour
If they don't have the time/energy/motivation to raise their children, why do they bother having them?

This. They are closet child-free. Too bad o' so sad. Too late for that remorseful regret.

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The one and only Lovetorock

child-freedom is zen.

I believe in karma and practice nirvana.
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
Ridiculous. Theres no way that two energetic small boys are going to stay very quiet for 2-3 hours while they're home.
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
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nosilla
Ridiculous. Theres no way that two energetic small boys are going to stay very quiet for 2-3 hours while they're home.
I think you have discovered the lie. Kids that age are active ALL DAY!!! I smell bullshit too.

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The one and only Lovetorock

child-freedom is zen.

I believe in karma and practice nirvana.
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 29, 2010
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nosilla
Ridiculous. Theres no way that two energetic small boys are going to stay very quiet for 2-3 hours while they're home.

You'd be surprised at what a roll of duct tape can do.
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 30, 2010
Good thing there's a ton of GODDAMN ILLEGAL BEANER SPICS to pick from - just ask American Citizen from that other thread!
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 30, 2010
I wonder why the parents didn't post the ad in Espanol, as well, since English isn't necessary, obviously they're looking for an illegal so they can be cheap and pay less!
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 30, 2010
I would love to know what they're offering for pay. Bet it's peanuts!

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Mickey4Paws

- The human gene pool could use a little chlorine
Re: Mothers Helper wanted to babysit our kids
July 30, 2010
Well, if they ARE illegal aliens, it is very easy to keep them in line with deportation threats.
Or the fact that they can always got Roberta to work for 35 cents a day when Maria complains about 40 cents a day..

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CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Mankind and its needs (wants) are like unto a black hole. It devours all available resources and it never is full: it merely grows larger and demands more.

Parents suffer from Stockholm syndrome.

Definition of 'wealthy': Anyone who makes more/has more than you do.

Thomas Jefferson: "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent they conquered."

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