Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 13, 2010 |
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lyra_mojo
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CF_Amy
Please tell me moo was arrested for neglect.
Yep, she's sitting in the pokey with a $250,000 bail amount. There's plenty of news footage if anyone is interested
http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/102373509.html?storySection=comments
Everyone interviewed basically says "How do you forget the baby?"
That's good she was arrested. I too, do not understand how in the hell you can forget your child.
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 13, 2010 |
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Troll
This is the saddest thread I've ever seen.
Are you sure? THE saddest one you've EVER seen? Tell me, how long have you been on the internet, ten whole seconds? There's a whole twisted world out there to discover and we're just the tip of the iceberg. Get to a search engine and begin the fun. Enjoy!
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Troll
Keep ranting and raving...i'm sure it will get a lot accomplished.
It will accomplish about as much as your ranting and raving will get accomplished on this site. Actually, you'll end up accomplishing more than we will simply because if you keep coming back and posting we'll start having a jolly good time mocking you. Good show, keep it up.
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TrollThis is a CRITICAL issue that is largely misunderstood by the general public.
Nah, we haven't quite yet reached critical mass just yet because at the very least the mommies are remembering to grab their overpriced Fendi bags out of the back seat. Do you know how expensive those things are?
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TrollI feel compelled to comment because, like many others, I was also of the “how do you forget a baby in a car?†mindset
No, you felt compelled to comment because this site turned up first when you did a search for: "stupid parents hot car li'l sizzler sizzla dead kid death car pictures kid hot car fry in hot car video CF forum sizzle car". You're a sick person, Amber. Oh, and you also felt compelled to waste your time scolding us for daring to have opinions that are different from yours. Way to be a crusader!
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TrollAs society puts so much pressure on parents to do this, do that, do everything, I think we MUST require a regulation on the auto industry to protect children.
You're so right, Amber. It's always someone or something else's fault, never the fault of the parents, isn't that right? Hell, why stop at the auto industry? I'm going to contact NASA and see what I can do about regulating the sun, since it's really the one to blame in this entire sordid affair. Not only is it roasting kids in cars left there by their "loving" parents, I hear tell general overexposure causes sunburn and skin cancer and I'd hate to have to think for myself and take the initiative to protect myself or my loved ones, especially a kid whose life and well-being I was responsible for. You've really inspired me. I'm also looking forward to my future mode of transportation costing me several thousand dollars more once it comes standard-equipped with flashing lights and a built-in Barney the dinosaur song that automatically plays if someone leaves a kid inside: "I love you, you love me, your kid's about to become a roast turk-ey". These new-and-improved cars will cost a pretty penny, but I'd be more than happy to part with more of my money if the world's adorable moppets will be saved from their parents' stupidity.
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TrollPlease take the time to examine this issue with an open mind.
Allow me to translate this for the other denizens of this fine forum so they'll all be clear on what you mean by 'an open mind': "Please take time to examine this issue with a mindset that more closely resembles my own. Thank you."
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TrollIf everyone who does this could redirect their efforts spent on condemning parents toward prevention and solutions to the problem, just imagine what could be done.
If everyone who genuinely cared about this issue could redirect their efforts spent on condemning people on forums who condemn parents toward prevention and solutions to the problem, just imagine what could be done.
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 13, 2010 |
Shit, Ghost of Anna Marie necromancy! 
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Miss_Hannigan
Shit, Ghost of Anna Marie necromancy!
No iPod bashing! We're civilized folks here!
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 13, 2010 |
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Miss_Hannigan
Shit, Ghost of Anna Marie necromancy!
larious"Lissen u guyz fuk u anna onlee dyed becuz she wuz locked in a hot train and leff in thar 4 hourz and hourz! Fukkin hot trainz R hard 2 avoid!!!!111 lolwat i mess up i mixed up 2 things omg lol lmao".
Yay! I got a visit from the Strike Fairy in my last post! :beer Those are some sexy lines.
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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
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Miss_Hannigan
You know, I had to cross tracks yesterday and all I could think of was Anna's poor iPod.
I know, that poor thing. It probably had songs on it. Possibly even one or two that weren't performed by Justin Bieber. What a tragedy! Won't someone THINK of the iPods?!
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"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
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Miss_Hannigan
You know, I had to cross tracks yesterday and all I could think of was Anna's poor iPod.
I know, that poor thing. It probably had songs on it. Possibly even one or two that weren't performed by Justin Bieber. What a tragedy! Won't someone THINK of the iPods?!
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 15, 2010 |
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RatsNotBrats
Nah, we haven't quite yet reached critical mass just yet because at the very least the mommies are remembering to grab their overpriced Fendi bags out of the back seat. Do you know how expensive those things are?
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Rats, in fairness a Fendi is more likely to be stolen than a squalling, sweaty, already shit itself baby.
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 17, 2010 |
They had this woman on the news and gave a bit of background, not that this absolves the daycare of negligence or minimizes the tragedy of what that kyd suffered. However, she is an unemployed maid, has 5 young kyds total, lives with the baybee daddy of presumably all five (to continue to get welfare maybe?) and had 2 other pre-school aged kyds at the daycare on that same day as well. Her reason for keeping the kyds in the daycare, since she was unemployed, was "in case a job came open". I am just wondering how long that she left them in government subsidized daycare, "in case a job came available"? Why does an unemployed moo have THREE preschool aged kyds enrolled in a daycare? Would this not keep much needed spaces filled for working moms? I have never heard of government subsidized daycares knowingly accepting or continuing to allow kyds of unemployed and not enrolled in school moos to utilize their services.
Just curious.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome September 18, 2010 |
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kidlesskim
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Zzelda
I have some good 'tips' that I think could be put in Lil Sizzler awareness campaigns:
"Ladies - use your natural multi tasking abilities and let the slapping of your mighty meat flaps be like wind chimes to remind you of the baby".
"Men - when you're 'rearranging' your shrunken grapes - let that remind you to check the yard apes!"
I'M DYING OVER HERE!!
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome February 22, 2020 |
Yeah, I'm about to engage in some serious thread necromancy. I was looking for a relevant post to link my current topic to and while this one is old, I selected it because it is related, and it has a bonus troll roast* and some great Hannigan one--liners that deserve a re-reading.
*Seriously, how stupid IS this troll in this thread? Someone posted an article about a Moo who consciously left her kid in the car while she "visited a friend" for two hours, then dragged the kid around on errands, failing to notice her kid was on the verge of organ failure. Stupid troll comes to this page to post several EARNEST walls-o-text proclaiming that car manufacturers must address this issue. The Moo in question didn't even say she "forgot" her kid--she thought leaving her kid in a car for two hours was perfectly acceptable parenting. All the safety features in the world won't cure stupidity like this. Birth control in the water would.
Anyway, the related topic is this: Is it any surprise that the bitch who was the subject of the Pulitzer Prize winning WP article entitled "Fatal Distraction," who got off thanks to the best justice money can buy, appears to be a rabid forced birther?
I cannot fathom this logic: According to assholes like this, women who remove a clump of cells from their bodies and the doctors who perform the procedure deserve to be prosecuted, but a parunt who "forgets" a living, breathing child in a hot car and slow roasts the child to death gets a pass due to a "syndrome?"
It just goes to show most forced birther types don't give a shit what happens to all these clumps they insist have a right to be born.
ETA: And about this thread? 19,000+ hits? Troll must have pointed all its Moo friends to come take a look.
*Seriously, how stupid IS this troll in this thread? Someone posted an article about a Moo who consciously left her kid in the car while she "visited a friend" for two hours, then dragged the kid around on errands, failing to notice her kid was on the verge of organ failure. Stupid troll comes to this page to post several EARNEST walls-o-text proclaiming that car manufacturers must address this issue. The Moo in question didn't even say she "forgot" her kid--she thought leaving her kid in a car for two hours was perfectly acceptable parenting. All the safety features in the world won't cure stupidity like this. Birth control in the water would.
Anyway, the related topic is this: Is it any surprise that the bitch who was the subject of the Pulitzer Prize winning WP article entitled "Fatal Distraction," who got off thanks to the best justice money can buy, appears to be a rabid forced birther?
I cannot fathom this logic: According to assholes like this, women who remove a clump of cells from their bodies and the doctors who perform the procedure deserve to be prosecuted, but a parunt who "forgets" a living, breathing child in a hot car and slow roasts the child to death gets a pass due to a "syndrome?"
It just goes to show most forced birther types don't give a shit what happens to all these clumps they insist have a right to be born.
ETA: And about this thread? 19,000+ hits? Troll must have pointed all its Moo friends to come take a look.
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Re: Tips for Parents RE:Locked in Hot Car Syndrome February 22, 2020 |
Thanks for necromancing! I remember some of the epic troll roasts from the past, and they were pretty damned awesome! 
Definitely shows who are the higher thinkers around here.
Forced-birthers are so full of shit their eyes are brown, although I know I'm preaching to the choir here. Leaving a child in a car willfully is a FAR worse thing to do than evicting a clump of cells from your uterus. I don't know how any human being can do this, especially knowing that the pain and suffering of that child would be horrendous and will possibly lead to their death.
Hoovering a pile of unwanted cells from your body is NOT the same thing. It doesn't even feel pain. It's not conscious or sentient, no matter how much moos think they are.
Even the Bible itself states that Adam didn't become man until God breathed life into him. I don't want to get biblical or anything like that, but these forced-birthers cherry pick the Bible, where there are several references to fetuses NOT being the same thing as a kid who has been born. They choose to ignore those parts of the Bible in favor of their own agenda. (Evangelicals and Catholics, I'm talking to YOU).
Definitely shows who are the higher thinkers around here.Forced-birthers are so full of shit their eyes are brown, although I know I'm preaching to the choir here. Leaving a child in a car willfully is a FAR worse thing to do than evicting a clump of cells from your uterus. I don't know how any human being can do this, especially knowing that the pain and suffering of that child would be horrendous and will possibly lead to their death.
Hoovering a pile of unwanted cells from your body is NOT the same thing. It doesn't even feel pain. It's not conscious or sentient, no matter how much moos think they are.
Even the Bible itself states that Adam didn't become man until God breathed life into him. I don't want to get biblical or anything like that, but these forced-birthers cherry pick the Bible, where there are several references to fetuses NOT being the same thing as a kid who has been born. They choose to ignore those parts of the Bible in favor of their own agenda. (Evangelicals and Catholics, I'm talking to YOU).
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