I refer back to a post with a link to what I refer to as 'the baby diaper thread' from the homebrew forum.
Whatever you do, if you find it, don't reply to it. Most of the folk there are glad it is over with. Funny while it lasted, but over with.
An all grain brewer (this takes more time than making beer with extract) had a pissy baby diaper fall in his just finished and yeast-pitched beer just before he got the cover on. (What a difference 3 seconds can make.)
He doesn't have a baby, but his wife had her moo sister over and, rather than take the piss factory to the bathroom to change the diaper, she directs the moo to HIS brew room. He must have had no garbage cans in there, (??) can't fathom why, but rather than bus the brats didy to the proper receptacle, leaves it on a shelf right above where the fermenter went. Needless to say, the diaper fell in.
My comment at one point was, how hostile was his wife? She directed the moo into his room, and the moo didn't clean it up (wonder if the wife suggested that too.. "Oh, leave it there, I'll clean it up later..") He did write back later and stated he spent the night on the couch so I think he was pretty angry.
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