Rant #484

"Wanted: Halloween outfit for my pregnant belly
I am looking for a halloween outfit that will still be cute on my huge pregnant belly. Does anyone have one or any suggestions? I will be 2 weeks from delivery on Halloween."

You know those Hugh Jass lawn & leaf bags that they make, that you fill with leaves and set out on the lawn...they are made to look like jack o' lanterns? Maybe the preggo could get one of those and wear that.

Lets just hope that no one gives her the idea to paint her bare preggo belly orange, and then paint a jack o' lantern face on it. Now that would be scary!

passes the carving knife for pumpkin costume

If the bitch wants to decorate anything on herself, it should be on her back. If she does that, everyone will look at her back and not her repugnant belly.

The preggo wants attention, like all knocked-up fuckers who think they are in a condition that never happened to anyone else.

She could strap a fake udder between her legs...or a mattress on her back.