"Hurray I'm registered!"(use this thread to introduce yourself)

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I ended up here while searching for info on the whole "Dollar Tree Hates Special Needs Children" nonsense people on Facebook have been bitching about for a while. How did I not know about this site sooner? My sister has eight children (and five ex-husbands, while I'm doing the math...) but I'm apparently selfish and "emotionally stunted" because I refuse to entertain the idea of hosting an ever-growing parasite for nearly a year and traumatically ejecting it from within my body before giving it a name and dressing it up like a really weird pet so I can parade it around for others to admire and covet. Ew.

I forget to check this thread, saw your screen name pop us elsewhere - just wanted to say that I ADORE Lucille Ball!

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GENIUS. Just sheer Genius.

She had Rheumatoid Arthritis also. Amassed such a great body of work - with such a serious condition. "What a trooper" is a vast understatement.

Stunning talent, astute business sense, refused to be limited by health issues as well as numerous other issues women at the time faced ~ This woman was (and still IS) a GOD!

I LOVE LUCY!!!


So I like your screen name LOL.

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Welcome to all the new folk here!

Okay, here I go!

Hi, all! I've been a several-year lurker who finally decided to join in on the fun. I'm 33 years old, female, from Philly, and live in South Jersey with my CF boyfriend. I've known pretty much all my life that I was CF and for my 30th birthday, I treated myself to a tubal ligation. NO REGRETS!

Things I love (aside from being CF, of course): writing and reading, movies, animals, food, booze, craft beer, wine, cigars, anything vintage and sexy, New Jersey, Key West, New Orleans, crocheting (well, okay, I'm just learning, but I love it so far), long walks, spring and summer, sushi, kicking it old skool, make-up, glasses, my cats, music, anything 80s (the cheesier, guilty-pleasurey, the better!).

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I've known pretty much all my life that I was CF and for my 30th birthday, I treated myself to a tubal ligation. NO REGRETS!

Best birthday present ever! :partay :bal

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agatha trunchbull
I've known pretty much all my life that I was CF and for my 30th birthday, I treated myself to a tubal ligation. NO REGRETS!

Best birthday present ever! :partay :bal

It really was. May 24, 2010. A Monday. I still celebrate every year!

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Snark Shark
" anything 80s (the cheesier, guilty-pleasurey, the better!)."

RATT!!! POISON!!! WARRANT!!! Scandal!!!

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Hi I'm Wiebke (Veeb-kuh) and I live in Belgium. I just finished my doctorate in music (I am an atheist organist) and celebrate my 5-year wedding anniversary in May. Guess what question I hear the most from people is?????

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wiebkemarsch
Hi I'm Wiebke (Veeb-kuh) and I live in Belgium. I just finished my doctorate in music (I am an atheist organist) and celebrate my 5-year wedding anniversary in May. Guess what question I hear the most from people is?????

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Hi Wiebke, are those organ pipes in your pic?

They are indeed. I do not claim to be normal smile

Hi everyone - I briefly mentioned this in a different post, before I found this thread, but I've been lurking here for several months and thoroughly enjoy reading this forum. I just had to make a profile to tell you all how much I appreciate this site.

I'm 34, married and eagerly awaiting my husband's vasectomy. Husband and I came out as CF about 6 months ago because we kept getting bingoed left and right from friends, family and coworkers. One woman I work with, which I commonly refer to as Cunty Bitch, continues to bingo me relentlessly. This is one reason why I love coming here - I've picked up some great comebacks!

You guys seriously crack me up and I've been busted laughing out loud to myself many times reading this forum - keep it coming!

Hi everyone - I briefly mentioned this in a different post, before I found this thread, but I've been lurking here for several months and thoroughly enjoy reading this forum. I just had to make a profile to tell you all how much I appreciate this site.

I'm 34, married and eagerly awaiting my husband's vasectomy. Husband and I came out as CF about 6 months ago because we kept getting bingoed left and right from friends, family and coworkers. One woman I work with, which I commonly refer to as Cunty Bitch, continues to bingo me relentlessly. This is one reason why I love coming here - I've picked up some great comebacks!

You guys seriously crack me up and I've been busted laughing out loud to myself many times reading this forum - keep it coming!

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I'm 34, married and eagerly awaiting my husband's vasectomy. Husband and I came out as CF about 6 months ago because we kept getting bingoed left and right from friends, family and coworkers. One woman I work with, which I commonly refer to as Cunty Bitch, continues to bingo me relentlessly. This is one reason why I love coming here - I've picked up some great comebacks!

I hope that you have a healthy little vasectomy. " Cunty Bitch" larious I think you'll fit in fine here.

Hello everyone,

Long time lurker and now popping my bratfree post cherry. About me, I'm 34 and from the UK. I've been CF for as long as I can remember as I really don't like children and babies.

What really boils my piss is that they are still very anti dog in certain parts of the country but will let disgusting little petri dishes and their keepers anywhere! Yet my well behaved JRT has never willingly destroyed any property or put his little paws on anything he shouldn't and yet I see cum dumplings put their sticky germy little mitts on everything in site and ripping up the flowers in the formal gardens at work!

Luckily for me, my parents support my decision to be CF and my beloved hates kids as vehemently as I do. However the same can't be said for my younger brother and his moo cunt of a wife who seem to take it as a personal attack that both of us are CF.

I love some of the comebacks to the same tired old bingos we seem to get repeatedly, however I'm ready with some of my own and I'm glad to be here! wink

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Hello everyone,

Long time lurker and now popping my bratfree post cherry. About me, I'm 34 and from the UK. I've been CF for as long as I can remember as I really don't like children and babies.

What really boils my piss is that they are still very anti dog in certain parts of the country but will let disgusting little petri dishes and their keepers anywhere! Yet my well behaved JRT has never willingly destroyed any property or put his little paws on anything he shouldn't and yet I see cum dumplings put their sticky germy little mitts on everything in site and ripping up the flowers in the formal gardens at work!

Luckily for me, my parents support my decision to be CF and my beloved hates kids as vehemently as I do. However the same can't be said for my younger brother and his moo cunt of a wife who seem to take it as a personal attack that both of us are CF.

I love some of the comebacks to the same tired old bingos we seem to get repeatedly, however I'm ready with some of my own and I'm glad to be here! wink

:1welcome :bal

First of all, interesting screen name. It's also cool that you have a supportive family (other than your brother and his moooooooo), and I also like the term 'cum dumplings'. Anyway, I just wanted to say hello! :1wv

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"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Thank you!

Yes I have a little tri-colour Jack Russell so I frequently see his terrierist activities. Is "cum dumplings" in the CF dictionary? If not, I'll add it.

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Hi I'm Wiebke (Veeb-kuh) and I live in Belgium. I just finished my doctorate in music (I am an atheist organist) and celebrate my 5-year wedding anniversary in May. Guess what question I hear the most from people is?????

"So, how big is your ORGAN?"

Yep, there is an endless supply of organ jokes

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Hello all!

The usual "long time lurker, finally registered" background.

Basic about me is that I am 33, currently living in Southern Alberta (though not from here), and married to a fantastic man. I have a career I enjoy, lots of hobbies, and a massive need for personal space a.k.a. "me time". I like to balance out my rather active pursuits with lots of laziness (a.k.a. Doctor Who watching). I am feminist, atheist, pro-choice for whatever reason without qualifiers, anti-religious, pro-gay rights (seriously, I don't even know why this is an issue anywhere anymore...Canada has not burned to the ground yet and gay marriage has been around for a few years), and that mix of Canadian leftist-socialist. Unfortunately, I currently live in fucking Mormon-land so I am a little out of place in more ways than one.

I can't say I was an early articulator necessarily in that I did not right my kindergarten essay on being childfree, but more of a huge ambivalent procrastinator who never really wanted to think much of the issue unless it was staring me in the face for whatever reason. Realized a few years ago I never really thought much of it as I could not be bothered and because I knew how I felt went very much against the Life Script. I am also incredibly non-maternal, non-domestic, and my version of hell on earth would be motherhood. I kind of was just putting the issue off for soooo long, while ensuring I had great birth control, that I would be infertile and ta-da, no worries. Realized eventually when I became a little more self-aware and confident in myself that was dumb and I did not need an excuse to not have kids other than I don't fucking want them. Of course, I also have a list about twice my height as supporting reasons as to why I don't want them which I am sure will come out over time. I am thankful for being born in a time and place where I have ready access to birth control, including abortion, and am currently looking forward to sterilization in my near future.

I love living a pretty active life, but heck, even when I am inactive I am enjoying it (and the peace and quiet). I, and my husband who is a few years older, are at that age where most of our peers have spawned - many long ago - and I cringe at the horror of it all. More than the kids, the ruined vag and body, and the ear-drum piercing screeching of children, it is the trapping of the "parenting lifestyle" that makes my stomach turn. Funny though as in the past couple years we have been pretty surprised to have a lot of parents who in former years yammered on about how great it is now give us "don't do it!" warnings (not that we needed them). It's kind of like how when you watch a horror movie and the stupid girl starts going UPSTAIRS because she hears noises and you end up yelling at the television "get out, get out NOW! Have you never watched a horror movie, stupid bitch?!" (others do that, right?). Only, we don't ignore the screams. We had one stranger try and give us his teenage daughter as he was so fed up. Of course, this was AFTER explaining to him we did not want kids, so I am not sure why he thought he would be successful with that?

Oh, and I can be a little bit...verbose. My apologies. I am excited to be here as I appreciate I can be a bit much more blunt about things without being jumped on for it (even on forums that have nothing to do with children in any direction if I make the error of making one small reference to being childfree).

Welcome Terrierist,and Ratherdrive. Bienvenue Wiebkemarsch . :bal
No one wants a teenager, no one. Except perverts.

Greetings, I am new to the forum. I am married with 2 dogs, I love to fish, hike, ride motorcycles , cook, read, and nap.

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Greetings, I am new to the forum. I am married with 2 dogs, I love to fish, hike, ride motorcycles , cook, read, and nap.

:1welcome :bal

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Hi everyone! Just following the trend of long time lurker to new addition.
I love this site, and decided to finally join because I am surrounded by baby factories everywhere I look! I think I only have one friend (my age) left who doesn't have a spawn, and quite frankly it's freaking depressing! It's nice to know there are other people out there who don't find children appealing.

About me:
I'm a 28 year old disgruntled waitress living in one of the armpits of south-central Illinois. My children are an 8 year old half-blind Cocker Spaniel who hates everyone, a 2 year old Pitbull mix who is an attention-whoring diva, and a 5 year old Maine Coon cat who hates other cats, thinks he is a dog, and possibly worships Satan. Oh, I also live with my boyfriend of 5 years who may be the messiest, most unorganized person on the planet, but I do love him so I keep him around. I love video games, lounging around, doing crossword puzzles (they are like crack to me), and my personal space....LOTS of personal space. I'm a bit of an oddball, and I prefer to see the humor in everything if possible.

Why I'm CF:
I really, really just don't like children very much. I never have, and I don't think I ever will. When I see a baby, I never think, "Oh boy how fucking cute, must breed!". I always see the negative things involved with said baby... too expensive, needy, fecal matter, vomit, labor, delivery, pregnancy etc....YUCK! No thanks, I'll stick to adopting pets who need it, at least they can be trusted, and in the majority of cases are much smarter than kids anyway. Babies and kids just sort of creep me out, and I hate how parents expect you to turn into some drooling pile of idiot when they shove their brats in your "personal space". I could only turn into said pile if the creature has fur, four legs, and doesn't speak "human". I also cannot stand it when customers at my work automatically assume that because I am female, and wait tables, I must be a fucking single-moo!! That shit irks me right to the core! No people, I do not have brats, I work because I have bills to pay, pets to feed, and need more money to go back to school...again. I also need lots of "me time". I am a very introverted person who can sit in my house for days on end, alone, and happily shut off my phone so no one can get ahold of me. My BF understands this, and so do my pets; if I lounge around lazily, so do they. I can't have some kid up my ass 24/7 being all needy and wanting attention constantly or I would probably have to plot a murder. I guess I just want to be able to enjoy my life, and continue to be happy for the rest of it, and to do this I can't involve kids.

Hello everyone! Decided I'd finally register after a week or so of reading the hell out of these boards. I'm a relative young'n at 22, but I have been around computers since I could walk, and I'm happy that the style of this forum hearkens back to the simpler online days, before the rampant, cancerous spread of big corporate social media.

Some info about me -- I live in North Carolina, the "buckle of the bible belt", as they say. I work food service to feed my beloved animals. They include my 4 year old cat, my two budgies, my leopard gecko and my beloved cockatiel. :3 I'm definitely a passionate animal lover, specializing in birds; I'm currently trying to get a job with a petsitting agency, and when I can, I volunteer with a local waterfowl rescue.
I'm currently living with my [conservative, anti-choice] parents once again after a year of freedom, which ended in a financial crash from which I am still recovering. The current plan is to wait a year or so until the partner [who is wonderfully, blissfully just as anti-child as I am] graduates college, and then we can get back into the real world and live full-time together again. Maybe then I can go back to school myself.

So relieved to discover a place where I don't have to pretend to enjoy children. My friends and I are at that age where every week you discover somebody else is pregnant. Every single time, my heart sinks. Because there goes another friend. It's not that I stop talking to them, it's that they completely lose their personality when they get knocked up. They become "mama". They lose all of their interests, as well. Everything we had in common, we no longer do, because suddenly they are this Adult Person who knows everything and cannot relate to inferior childless beings such as myself. So, whenever another close friend of mine decides to throw away her life, I just come here and read for a while.

I've never liked or wanted children. As soon as I realized that there was a choice, and you didn't just have kids no matter what, I smartened up and immediately knew that that was the way to go. I find them unappealing in every way. They're not attractive, or cute, or funny, or intelligent at all. They're pretty much the opposite of my birds, who are smart as hell, even the small ones! [I considered using "birds_not_brats" as a username :p] The only thing that I hate about children that I put up with in my animals' case is the gross factor... but let's face it, human babies are infinitely worse than any bird, cat or dog could ever be!

As a last note, I was thinking of starting a thread for CF-related quotes, because I've seen many admirable ones around on folks' sigs and such. Is there such a thread already, or would that be free to start?

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As a last note, I was thinking of starting a thread for CF-related quotes, because I've seen many admirable ones around on folks' sigs and such. Is there such a thread already, or would that be free to start?

Put them in the cultural archive thread. It's a sticky thread so they'll be out front.

And welcome.



captcha - penpb pen lead?

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Thanks much! They are my pride and joy after all, tee-hee! As soon as I figure out where the hell our recent pics have gone to...I'll be sure to post some. They have disappeared from the computer, or BF moved them and didn't tell me.

simplyshortz- Welcome! I wanna see pics of your furbabies!

audiophile- I'm a birdie owner too! I want to see pics of your featherbabies!

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I miss my little feather baby.