Our cre8ive CF glossary

Haha! No, anti-offspring, but that's a cute one! I like it!

Shartleigh.

Because no one ever sharts on purpose.

mr. minkoff calls children "the screeching horror." that is why i fell in love with him.

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L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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mr. minkoff calls children "the screeching horror." that is why i fell in love with him.

-LIKE-

what is a PNB? i keep seeing it but don't know what it means.

i usually refer to parents as breeders or babyheads. parents who hover over their kids are hovercrafts.

i refer to "the maternal instinct" as the virus, because it takes over and makes formerly rational women turn into baby dispensers who can talk of nothing besides their cracked nipples and spongebob squarepants.

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L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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what is a PNB? i keep seeing it but don't know what it means.

Parent Not Breeder

an ACTUAL parent, who RAISES their kyds, rather than letting them run wild.

oh...okay. wish there were more of those. thanks, snark shark.

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L'enfer, c'est les autres.

From the internet wayback machine:

http://web.archive.org/web/20090115032336/http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Quarter/7404/

http://web.archive.org/web/20080724075203/http://wiki.nokidding.info/wiki/Childfree_slang

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I've got a great comeback: I'm allergic to kyds...no really I am they make me break out in hives my Dr. say I can't have any....

Or another great alternative would be to claim that your probabtion officer says I can't have any of those...My dad used to screw with the telemarketers with that one........

FWOBs

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

THANK YOU. Jeez.

Sproglodites

Breeder Blob = MULTIPLE breeder adults with MULTIPLE monkey-spawn, particularly when they are BLOCKING the WIDE AISLE at the grociery store.



MOVE YOUR BLONDE ASSES!!!!!!

This is the village speaking: Fuck. You.

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I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

WIC.....Worthless Indigent Cunts
SNAP......Skanky, Nasty, Asshole Pigs

*gasp*

I'm particularly fond of the "WIC" one.

Tree trunk(s)- After how large most moos thighs are, its really sad that so many women willingly destroy their bodies just so they can have a screaming idiot turdwad. Especially the moos who keep popping them out.

Honestly, I hate moos more than kids. I like the term "moo-niverse" by amy.

Bratinator -really bratty kid

Moominator -an especially vapid, obsessive, and crazed moo

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Breeder Blob = MULTIPLE breeder adults with MULTIPLE monkey-spawn, particularly when they are BLOCKING the WIDE AISLE at the grociery store.



MOVE YOUR BLONDE ASSES!!!!!!

BREEDER BLOB also happens on the SDIEWALK. MOVE YOURSELVES AND YOUR RETARDED CUNT DUMPLINGS!!!! IT'S A WIDE SIDEWALK AND YOU'RE BLOBBING UP MORE THAN HALF OF IT!

I made pipfucks up myself.
Pipsqueak fuck ups.

We don't need MORE people on the planet, we need BETTER people.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

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I made pipfucks up myself.
Pipsqueak fuck ups.

I'd go with PIGsqueaks, since they look and SOUND like pigs anyway!

I refer to children as Pterodactyls,. since they shriek like them and are as ugly as scaly, winged, oversized lizards.
And they often come swooping in when you least want them to.

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I refer to children as Pterodactyls,. since they shriek like them and are as ugly as scaly, winged, oversized lizards.
And they often come swooping in when you least want them to.

if kyds flew and ate RAW FISH, there really wouldn't be ANY difference!

Breederspawn wouldn't be cultured enough to consume sushi. I'm just sayin'.