Our cre8ive CF glossary

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mistress rotwang
Did anyone add "behind the coucher" yet?

Yeah, that's several pages back. It's also in epic threads.

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yurble

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mistress rotwang
Did anyone add "behind the coucher" yet?

Yeah, that's several pages back. It's also in epic threads.

Sorry, forgot how to read...

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Here's one for you guys: Raisin Goblin

(Don't you just love The Oatmeal?) :biggrin2

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Breeder-pleaser limbo - something just about every article on the CF does: seeing how far the people interviewed or the author can bend over backwards to accommodate breeders with phrases such as "I don't hate kids," "I'm a great aunt," "I respect parents a lot and don't know how they do it," "Maybe I'll change my mind someday," and "I'm selfish."

Sluice-plant: a moo who insists on reproducing on accident (lol), on other people's dimes, all the while insisting that other people sell their belongings to give them money, instead of (gasp) getting a fucking job and paying for her own decisions mistakes (see also, welfare whore). Many men keep returning to the sluice-plant, hoping to strike gold, but often meet with heartache, rectal bleeding, and beyond-empty pockets.

Many thanks to the TV show Yukon Gold for the term, and making me laugh every time a dude exclaims, "Damn, it feels good to sluice!"

I heard that phrase on the radio this morning referring to a celeb kyd. I think it is my new favorite.

Hey there! There's a topic dedicated especially for this.

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958

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jessicanicole

I'm hoping this doesn't mean what I think it means. Please tell me I'm wrong. Just in case I did read that correctly, shove the racist crap. We don't tolerate that here.

ETA: In case I'm not wrong and I did read that correctly, fuck off. If I've misread your post I'll apologize.

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jessicanicole

:eyebrows :headbrick

I agree with satansbitch...NOT cool!

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

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jessicanicole

Here we go again...

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

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jessicanicole

Refer to the rules and consider this your first and final warning.

It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.

I have no idea what happened, but apparently, newbs are like 2-yr-olds; can't turn your back on 'em for a second. I'm kinda disappointed that I missed it.

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jessicanicole
It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.

Memory refresher: "We call that a keep-a-..."

Twat Croissant

Cunt Danish

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Instead of playing the world's smallest violin at breeder woes, the vocally inclined among us could sing the aria, titled "O Solo Hole-o", by aliceblue,

When describing kid-centred conversation: "Low is me...baybee this larvae that", coined by 4everamaiden. I don't know why this is so funny, but I've been losing my shit over it for the past half an hour larious

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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"

Not a new word, but can I just profess my love of the word "snatchdragon"? It's fucking great!

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

I'm adding Blanket Ham to our glossary.

Food Stamp Foof (from the welfare breeder leech thread) wink

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

From the comments in the article this thread links to, a CF person refers to the "genetic baton race".

I was playing sims4 forcing one of my sims to breed out, but the dumb bitch wouldn't put the baby down to go and rebreed the next one, so that's where I came up with this new term I found most amusing at the time.

rug-dump: put the rug dump down already.(put down the baby already)

it can also refer to the stereotypical method of conceiving on a rug in front of a fireplace: taking a rug dump, (ejaculating) or creating a rug dump (getting pregnant).

pretty much can be used as any of these, but I will refer to babys as rug dumps for a while atleast, since it implys the funniest visual for me.

How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

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creativelycf
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine

Or, maybe, hauscau?

I've got one for a daycare.

Disease factory.

It seems like the folks at work with young brats are always bringing some bug into the office first.