Our cre8ive CF glossary

I can't claim authorship, but one of the funniest terms for a baby has to be "ham monkey".

I would like to add Breeder Family and People Mill - that is what the Duggars have.

Though I know that Zygote is a proper term, I still find hillarity in it somehow... and since breeders don't have much in the way of brains, they probably wouldn't realize that we're talking about their unborn maggot.

I love "crotch cricket" for sprogs and "ham wallet" for their dispensers.

Other favorite terms of "endearment" include crack monkeys and anklebiters. (I love our lexicon so much~)

Yard Ape
Vermin

I used to refer to crabs as "crotch crickets" or "bloomer bugs."

I still love the term "quimsplat."

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I first saw the term "freshly sluiced" in reference to a newborn shitling on the Aimoo board, I dunno who posted it but it's still a scream.

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Shauna's like a gluten-free Jim Jones for dumb, lifeless middle-aged women. I swear, this bitch could set fire to a orphanage and they would applaud her for bringing them light. ~ Miss Hannigan

The following words are TABOO oon this site:

children
child
parent
baby
pregnant
uterus
hardcore
hard-core

Anyone caught using these words will be required to post on TCFL for 24 hours.

Also:

they're
their
there

Anyone caught using these words incorrectly will be forced to go to Mexico and shower with their mouth open.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

If t.hey're capable of correctly using t.heir homonyms, why should they have to go t.here? And what if I want to talk about h.ardcore gay sex as a solution to avoiding pignancy?

Also, when will something be done about y.ou're other common homonyms which y.our (generic you) frequently mixing up?

I'll be adding "your", "you're', "to", "too" and "two" to the list, too.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

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I'll be adding "your", "you're', "to", "too" and "two" to the list, too.

Your to funny! I wish I would of known that sooner.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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SlumSlut
I'll be adding "your", "you're', "to", "too" and "two" to the list, too.

Your to funny! I wish I would of known that sooner.

Aaaannnd next, I'll be adding GRAMMER elements too teh senserd list.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

I'm starting to feel like I'm on a moo board with all these misspellings and misused words. At least, it is as difficult to read as their inarticulate ramblings usually are.

Why do men need women to "unload" their "sexual needs" (as they say on the child free life) when they can:

Rub Aladdin's Lamp!:hello

According to them, we are all a bunch of Jim Bobs and have to do it often!

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The following words are TABOO oon this site:

children
child
parent
baby
pregnant
uterus
hardcore
hard-core

Anyone caught using these words will be required to post on TCFL for 24 hours.

Also:

they're
their
there

Anyone caught using these words incorrectly will be forced to go to Mexico and shower with their mouth open.

i still liked it when y'all thought i was glurk or yoshi's sock puppet...

Your avatar gave you away though - it's classy.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

vaginal turds

(me+finals week=???)

An update.

A
angel clots
angel clumps
anklebiter
Ashleigh
autard
B
baby fetish
baby rabies
baby-stalking
Baybee
bingo
bint
bloomer bugs
BNP
booger-eater
booger miner
brat-tard
Bratley
Bratzilla
breeders
breeder brain
Breeder family
Breederella
breederific
breederlicious
breeder pleaser
Breedersons
breedtard
broodmare
buyer's remorse
C
carpet shark
chyuld
condom failure
cow
crack monkey
crib goblin
crib lizard
crotch cricket
crotch dropping
crotchfruit
crotchling
crotchmonkey
crotchmuffin
crumb cruncher
crumbmakers
cumsplat
cunt dumpling
cunt maggot
cunt nugget
cunt-shit
cunt-turd
cunts 'n runts
D
diaper sniffer
diaperwhipped
disease vector
Disney Princess
DNA collision
dribbler
duddy
duh
duhd
E
entitle-(moo, brat, etc)
F
fam(b)lee
fetid
frankenspawn
frankenvulva
free-range
fleshloaf
freshloaf
freshly sluiced
fuckeduplets
fucktrophy
fucktuplets
G
geezerbreeder
glue baby
golden(sprog, boy, child)
grandbaby rabies
grandmoo
green 11s
H
ham monkey
ham wallet
heir and the spare
helicopter parent
hot dog, hallway
I
IDWIYO
incubator
inpig
J
Jim Bob
K
kinderkrap
Kodak moments
kyd
kyoot
L
larvae
lil tax credit
lil' sizzlers
litter
loaf
look-what-Og-make
lurv
luv
M
McBreeders
maggot
martyr moo
mawm
meatsack
mewling cabbages
mini-me
mommy-jacking
mompetition
moo
mo(o)mbie
mooter
MyDickWerks
N
nipple cruncher
O
oblivamoo
oopsie
P
parunts
people mill
pig
pignant
pinching the vag loaf
placenta brain
PNB
pram maggots
pussy pop tart
pweshus
Q
quimsplat
R
resource absorber
rub Aladdin's lamp
S
SAHMoo
sanctimommies
self replicant
semen demon
shit factory
shitling
shit machine
shit out
shits
shriekling
SMooV
smother
Sneauxphlaiyke
snot gobbler
snot goblin
snotminer
Soccermom Urban assault Vehicle
sow
spawn
spayshul
special snowflake
sperm donor
sperm n' egg omelette
speshul
sprog
squalling boobsucker
squalling shitsack
Squall-Mart
squirt out
stairsteps
T
tit nazi
toadler
toast!
TMIJITW
THJITW
twat snot
twat waffle
U
V
vaginal turds
vaj vermin
vermin
villagers
W
waahmbulance
wallet
wanna-(breed, moo, duh)
welfare check
welfare whore
womben
X
Y
yabbut
yard apes
Z
zygote

Why are some words bolded?

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

I originally bolded the ones I thought required explanation, either because they were unusual or so commonly used they can be considered 'key' terms. However, after running it by my SO, who doesn't really know CF lingo, I suppose most of the terms require definition (or few of them do, if you've been here a while). I would probably define them all for the sake of completeness anyway.

Just consider the bold as old formatting I'm too lazy to remove.

Great list, Yurble

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- The human gene pool could use a little chlorine

I remember some from another board referring to an unplanned kyd (with requisite unique name):

Da'CondomBroke
Mystaieke

And another one referring to multiple births resulting from IVF:

Frankenlitter

20 years ago, LONG before i ever knew there was a child free movement (?) I would call my sister and other entitlemoos "broodmare." As if she thinks she's God's gift to the human race because she had a kid. To me, she was no better than any animal that breeds, hence the name "broodmare."

Needless to say, I pissed off my Mom and sister on a regular basis because I would call my sister a "broodmare" to my Mom larious

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20 years ago, LONG before i ever knew there was a child free movement (?) I would call my sister and other entitlemoos "broodmare." As if she thinks she's God's gift to the human race because she had a kid. To me, she was no better than any animal that breeds, hence the name "broodmare."

Have you ever wondered why some 'animal terms' are offensive but others are acceptable? People are happy to say that they are 'nesting' or 'broody', and both of those terms relate to avian reproduction. Yet talk about 'breeding' and people will get all huffy.

Because eggs are cute, while a bloody, pus-covered calf is not?

captcha - PPUky

Have you ever watched a hen lay an egg? Not cute.