Schadenfreude feast a la Smothering

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I found this image on the forums you linked to. This looks like pedophilia to me! Would people think it's so cute if it was an image of a father in bed with his shirt off smiling next to his child?

• Bitch-brat toadler tries to scold her Moo for telling her to do things.
  Advice from fellow inmate: It sounds to me like you are in a hurry with things. Hurrying doesn't work well with children. When we are in a hurry I get snippy and my kids get slower than molasses. I think planning two or three times as long to get some things done might take the edge off for you and your child. "Now, children, please get out of bed. I know you're sleeping, but the building is on fire. No, there's no rush--take your time. Oops, did we forget Mr. Snuggles? I'll go back and get him."
• Moo asks how to not be a doormat while doing attachment parenting and GD.
  Comment from the peanut gallery: I try to remember that my children are perfect little mirrors. So self love and self respect are the parental mantras in our choatic paradise. She should try tell that to the juvenile delinquent's mother!
• Moo mad because her MIL has a spine and didn't let Moo's little brat-tard destroy her house like she has most likely done to her own Moo's house.
  One can almost taste the outrage in this response: Refusing to baby proof is not only immature of your step mother, but also dangerous. As for her putting her hands on your child and talking to her like that, NOT GOOD. This comment comes from the mother of the little kleptomaniac.
  Nine out of ten moos recommend: I you have a strong need to let your kid have free reign of their environment, I agree with the PP who said you should keep activities to kid friendly zones. I also think if that is not an option and you need to go there again you should take control of the situation and ensure your DD is entertained, enaged, and stays within boundaries that do not upset your SM.
• Angry Moo doesn't know how to not be pissed at her bratty daughter.
  Another moo suggests this: One of [my coping mechanisms] for a while (while I was working things out) was to (a) flop down on the nearest surface, chair, floor, whatever and say "I am a limp blade of grass"....that sounds INSANE but with me, when my son would hit me, my immediate reaction was HUGELY physical. My body would tense up, I wanted to fight back. (My attitude was "I haven't been hit since my dad hit me when I was young, and I am NOT about to let anyone do it now"). So to counter that, I'd go limp and that would help me to regain my composure.
• Moo with violent little bastard that will follow her around so he can keep hurting her.
  But it's her fault: To be honest I only mentioned it at all because in your post it seems like you are still spanking him sometimes and I tihnk in order to see improvement from his end there must be some from yours.
• 3-year-old has begun shitting his pants every single day since his brother was born. But Moo says the kid will clean himself up since she got sick of doing it.
  Diagnosis: the child is a perfectionist! Because what could be more perfect than shitting your pants? Sometimes it does help to have an outside perspective. It sounds to me like your son is both fiercely independent and perhaps a perfectionist. Those are going to be great qualities when he's an adult, but it's hard when you're 3!
• Duh makes Moo feel icky about tit-feeding her going-on-four-year-old by saying that the kid is a guy, and therefore, nursing is comforting to him.
  But her powerful words stopped duh in his tracks: He kind of backed off then, realizing that he had touched upon something deep. And said, "Listen, what you're doing for our boys is beautiful. If that's your plan--to let him decide when he's ready to stop--then I'm all for it. I only wanted to know if you had a plan."
• Moo is worried her 6-year-old's classmates will start picking on her because she still gets tit-fed.
  The best solution, of course, is to let your child know that she is the one who is morally right, and all other points of view are totally wrong: My daughter assumed that other kids who did not nurse were just weird, kind of like kids who eat meat or people who go to the hospital to have babies. She was never embarrassed and I don't think anyone ever teased her about it.
• Moo talks about how her teen nephew sustained a bad head injury wherein the left and right halves of his brain actually split from one another. Moo, of course, mentions how she's so sad that he won't ever drive, have a date, or lose his virginitiy.
  It's actually a Duh, or else a lesbian (speaks of "My wife" being pregnant). And it was completely the nephew's fault. I say: how do you know he hasn't lost his virginity? He was 16.
  Also, a moo shares her story of reproducing with the brain-damaged. So there's still hope for nephew's sex life: My husband suffered a brain injury in 2003, just before we were due to be married. ... He'll never work, drive, or be remotely independent again, but he gets by. And therein lies the paradox, he's come so far, yet he's still missing so much. I've almost forgotton what the 'real' him was like and that can be difficult. Sometimes I wonder if it would have been easier on us all if he hadn't made it, and I feel terrible for thinking such things - but I'm only human. We've had two children since the accident as part of my effort to continue our lives on a 'normal' track.
• Woman talks about how a man who was high passed out at the wheel of his car and plowed her sister down, killing her. Moo mentions how she has four children who she is struggling to care for.
  Umm, what do your kids have to do with your dead sister? Nothing, that's what. These bitches drag their crotch-dragons into fucking everything. Well, you know, a death makes you start thinking about life & all that, and her kids are her life. It sort of makes you think...or what passes for thinking, in a moo.
• Broke Moo doesn't like that her husband is going to spend the money he earns buying himself some fun toys (home theater system and an XBox 360).
  Of course, her idea of 'keeping costs down' is: I wanted to keep costs for gifts and decor and all that under $600 plus food.

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There's this woman on another forum I belong to that refers to each one of her kyds as some type of "pea". "Split pea" "Sweet pea" "Spicy pea" "Sour pea". ONe of the "peas" is knocked up at age 18. How about calling that one "Pea Soup". Here's some "pea soup" for you:

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SlumSlut
There's this woman on another forum I belong to that refers to each one of her kyds as some type of "pea". "Split pea" "Sweet pea" "Spicy pea" "Sour pea". ONe of the "peas" is knocked up at age 18. How about calling that one "Pea Soup". Here's some "pea soup" for you:

Maybe the father can be dubbed Pee-Wee Herman?
And I'm sure that woman thinks she's clever for saying 'pea' instead of 'bean'.

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These women's sigs crack me up. It's so vomit-worthy how they see themselves.

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SlumSlut
There's this woman on another forum I belong to that refers to each one of her kyds as some type of "pea". "Split pea" "Sweet pea" "Spicy pea" "Sour pea". ONe of the "peas" is knocked up at age 18. How about calling that one "Pea Soup". Here's some "pea soup" for you:

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Cambion
Maybe if she births an anorexic kid, she can call that one McRib. And maybe a future L'il Sizzler could be a Grilled or Crispy Chicken.

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Ok, back to the Smothering comments - sorry for the hijack.

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Ok, back to the Smothering comments - sorry for the hijack.

I take it we're supposed to search by the quote, but why not just make a new topic for her, complete with link? Maybe McMommy will become a favorite too.

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I take it you've read MckMama Without Pity? She's a favorite in the fundie snarker's world. [/quote

No, I haven't! Didn't know there was such a thing! Oh, I'm definitely going off to read it now, though.

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Ok, back to the Smothering comments - sorry for the hijack.

I take it we're supposed to search by the quote, but why not just make a new topic for her, complete with link? Maybe McMommy will become a favorite too.

Ah, sorry Yurble - I mentioned the blog title in my first post but didn't make it all that clear. Just type 'my charming kids' into Google and enjoy. First site that pops up.

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I'm looking at McMamma's blog and there's an entry about how she prefers to go shopping with all five of her children in tow...

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I'm looking at McMamma's blog and there's an entry about how she prefers to go shopping with all five of her children in tow, allows them to touch anything in the store that they want as long as they do it with just one finger (because just one toddler finger is so much cleaner than all five or ten - is it that hard to teach them to respect stuff that isn't theirs?), and is so busy photographing the event that she can't keep track of all five of her children as they swarm the store. She is everything I hate about Moos.

But even when it’s not, and their little fingers slip, sending grapes bounding across the tiled floor, that’s okay. It’s just what childhood, and trips to the store with little ones, are made of. It’s all part of the adventure.

Yeah, it's okay for you because you probably didn't tell anyone your brats spilled grapes all over the floor and thus didn't have to pay for them. But somebody has to. Self-centered bitch. eyes2

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Duh makes Moo feel icky about tit-feeding her going-on-four-year-old by saying that the kid is a guy, and therefore, nursing is comforting to him. Whether or not that's true, good for him for making her feel like the sick pedo-perv she really is. Of course, the fellow board swine have all manner of arguments against that...such as men who are disrespectful toward women are that way because they weren't tit-fed long enough. http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1233293/dh-questioning-my-exit-strategy