It's Mom Sexy week!

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8. My husband may be banging his CF secretary AND the barista chick at Starbucks, but I'm still Mom Sexy!!!

larious

That would make the CF secretary pretty desperate, wouldn't it? I'm not sure this the stereotype we CF want for our secretaries. The barista I can understand banging the married duh, because she probably thinks he loves her and she will eventually get to have his babies too. But the CF secretary? ONe would think you'd have more respect for one of your own kind!

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

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Fuck me with an 8 inch cock, but I am so tired after killing Moomares that I could careless how SEXY I am!!! Real life is tiring!!!

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kbc
Fuck me with an 8 inch cock, but I am so tired after killing Moomares that I could careless how SEXY I am!!! Real life is tiring!!!

Well I'm a heterosexual female but I get turned on reading your posts.

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kbc
Fuck me with an 8 inch cock, but I am so tired after killing Moomares that I could careless how SEXY I am!!! Real life is tiring!!!

"I'm a compulsive liar of a SAHM with a life that makes Auschwitz look like Club Med. I sell diapers on the internet, for God's sake! I'm Kimberly Coon-Bachewich Sexy!"

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

I had the joy of retrieving an unwisely inserted Hoover attachment from some silly persons bum last night at work. I am Rectal Foreign Body Sexy!! Yeehaw!

I'm hella didn't-wash-my-hair-wearing-sweatpants-weekend-slobbing sexy today.

I made a mess of my kitchen last night treating myself to a lovely dinner. I'm slob sexy.

After I woke up this morning I stuffed my face and then got on the internet - I'm Glooten Free Yeti sexy!

This is....actually how I use the word "sexy." XD I consider myself "a-sexy" (asexual + sexy) and I even call food "sexy."

I had some sexy pizza and chicken wings today. :biggrin2

Mom sexy? That puts the moron in oxymoron.

This post reminds me of that 80's parody song "I'm Too Sexy", basically insert anything near the word "sexy" and there's your parody. Shame we're the only ones who get it. SNL needs to get onto this one.

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Sexy does not require a qualifier. A qualifier basically says "this is not an objective measure." 'Mom sexy' is thus not even remotely equal to 'sexy'. Women who are actually sexy don't need to preface it with 'mom' even if they are parents.

I also wonder: in what way does doing mundane chores equate to sexy? Sexy involves inspiring sexual desire. Very few people are turned on by an extensive knowledge of children's authors or an encyclopedic knowledge of the wants and dreams of a couple of children. That would be like me saying I'm am sexy because I wash the dishes and my toilet is clean. Also, I just went grocery shopping and now the fridge is full--I'm so fucking sexy.

Mom sexy sounds like Orwelian double-speak for drab.

You're random-mundane-doing-stuff sexy.

I just finished off half a box of cheese crackers....does that mean I'm Better Chedders sexy?larious

I clipped, pedicured, and bathed a Shih Tzu today. I'm do-it-yourself dog groomer sexy!

I thought "hella" was part of that 80s Valley Girl type of obnoxious slang like "rad", "tubular", and "bitchin". You mean someone is STILL actually using that term?

larious

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I just finished off half a box of cheese crackers....does that mean I'm Better Chedders sexy?larious

I LOVE Better Cheddars. I WANT some now.

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sickofbreeders
You're random-mundane-doing-stuff sexy.

Funny you bumped the thread today, because as soon as I finish catching up on Bratfree, I'm going to be scrubbing-the-toilet-bowl-sexy.

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You're random-mundane-doing-stuff sexy.

Funny you bumped the thread today, because as soon as I finish catching up on Bratfree, I'm going to be scrubbing-the-toilet-bowl-sexy.

You work it with that toilet bowl scrubber!

I'm snuggling-with-my-purry sexxy. Yes, that's an extra 'x'.

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sickofbreeders
You're random-mundane-doing-stuff sexy.

Funny you bumped the thread today, because as soon as I finish catching up on Bratfree, I'm going to be scrubbing-the-toilet-bowl-sexy.

You work it with that toilet bowl scrubber!

I haven't had the chance yet, because I was too busy being hella apply-some-elbow-grease-to-cleaning-a-dirty-oven-pan sexy. My SO's eyes were shining with excitement when the job was done.

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I just finished off half a box of cheese crackers....does that mean I'm Better Chedders sexy?larious

I LOVE Better Cheddars. I WANT some now.

They're so hard to find where I live. Only one store sells them, so I have to buy at least 2 boxes at a time and hoard them like Gollum.....my precious!

I plan on playing a bit of Resistance: Fall of Man today, so I'm shooting-alien-invaders sexy!

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I washed the dishes, cleaned the litter box and swept and mopped my floors. I'm doing housework sexy.

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They're so hard to find where I live. Only one store sells them, so I have to buy at least 2 boxes at a time and hoard them like Gollum.....my precious!

larious

Pondering a risky real-estate venture that would net me my first house... I'm buying-a-starter-home sexy!

On a tangential note, I'm glad this post reminded me of the trainwreck that was kbc. I'm gonna go read through her outing post again for shits.

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"Yes, fellow readers, nothing says 'devoted father of a special needs kid' quite like drinking, snorting cocaine, and then taking the boat out for a spin."
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I just worked 10-2 hosting at Waffle House. I'm waffle sexy (not the blue kind though).

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.