It's Mom Sexy week!

I collect my new car tomorrow. 2.5l twin turbo GT4 Toyota Celica. I'm vrooming sexy!

Bumped for kittehpeoples, and because we can all use another laugh. We're laughing-at-silly-people sexy.

Holy yipes.

I love everyone here lampshading it, but the original concept is really pathetic. If you have to work so hard to convince yourself you haven't ruined your body and your life....

Well, we all know the rest of that sentence. It's what moohood is all about, isn't it?

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kittehpeoples
Holy yipes.

I love everyone here lampshading it, but the original concept is really pathetic. If you have to work so hard to convince yourself you haven't ruined your body and your life....

Well, we all know the rest of that sentence. It's what moohood is all about, isn't it?

Denial is the new black, when you're mom sexy.

I painted the walls in my new house, I'm covered in paint sexy!
I fed the dog, I'm blue buffalo sexy!
I prefer cake, I'm asexy.

Lock him up or put him down.
Stolen from Shiny.

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kittehpeoples
Holy yipes.

I love everyone here lampshading it, but the original concept is really pathetic. If you have to work so hard to convince yourself you haven't ruined your body and your life....

Well, we all know the rest of that sentence. It's what moohood is all about, isn't it?

Denial is the new black, when you're mom sexy.

Hahahahahahahahahhaha

Ewww, just did a search on "mom sexy" with over 72 million results, most which seemed to be porn. I'm grossed out sexy.

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Ewww, just did a search on "mom sexy" with over 72 million results, most which seemed to be porn. I'm grossed out sexy.

Hahahahahahahahahhaha redux!

I cleared the sidewalk, so I'm snow-shovel sexy!

Laundry day for me here in NEPA. It be cold. To do laundry, I have to go from our third floor walk up, down the front steps, across the street, down two houses, walk carefully between two buildings and manage another set of steps via bilko doors into the basement where washers and dryers go to die.

3 loads. Took 4 of these trips until the washer was free to even get the first load in and the spin cycle is fucked ergo stuff out of the washer is extra sopping wet so longer drying time is necessary, so in all, it took me ten trips up and down and across to get it done. And carrying laundry in my arms meant I couldn't use the banister to assist my ass up the steps.

I don't need a gym. I am off-site laundry sexy.

Oh and I had to get the last load dried because there will be no sleeping if my fat tabby doesn't have his loam microfiber blankie to sleep on. Really. He will meowp and whine without his binkie.

Started at 230 pm and didn't finish til 12:12 am. And start a new job tomorrow so alarm goes off in less than six hours. Its gonna be a long first day. (but happy to be back in the workforce) Wish me luck.

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Oh and I had to get the last load dried because there will be no sleeping if my fat tabby doesn't have his loam microfiber blankie to sleep on. Really. He will meowp and whine without his binkie.

Started at 230 pm and didn't finish til 12:12 am. And start a new job tomorrow so alarm goes off in less than six hours. Its gonna be a long first day. (but happy to be back in the workforce) Wish me luck.

Good luck with the job. My fuzz balls must have their special blankie too.

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the noodler
Oh and I had to get the last load dried because there will be no sleeping if my fat tabby doesn't have his loam microfiber blankie to sleep on. Really. He will meowp and whine without his binkie.

Started at 230 pm and didn't finish til 12:12 am. And start a new job tomorrow so alarm goes off in less than six hours. Its gonna be a long first day. (but happy to be back in the workforce) Wish me luck.

Good luck with the job. My fuzz balls must have their special blankie too.

We took the furball's blanket and put it on our bed until we can get a new comforter.

We now have furballs on the bed.

Furballs on the bed are fine. Early rising toddlers jumping on the bed is not. Actually, our one cat that is decidedly DH's alarm clock is obnoxious about waking him up for no reason. Walks on his head. Stands or sits on his shoulder. I didn't believe him about it until recently as I am usually up at 7 for work at 9 whereas he doesn't go into work until 11 so sleeps til 9. Oh that little snot of his gets him up at 830 on the dot every. single. day. It annoys him but he prefers whiskers to the screech of the alarm.

I hate those commercials or scenes in movies with the kids jumping on the bed and waking their owners and the owners are all.... Oh this is so magical! No. It isn't. Did anyone here do this to their folks? Because that shit wouldn't fly in our house. There was no co-sleeping either. Maybe that's why my parents had a good marriage. Because we didn't interfere with their intimacy. Not to say we never walked in on.... Well, I never did but all 3 of my siblings did and one view of dad's ass was all it took for them to learn how to fucking knock first. Or so I was told.

Sorry for the thread drift.