LOL, I'M illiterate??? Perhaps you need to pick up a book and learn about some countries other than your own. Arse is butt in the UK, Ireland, Australia, and NZ. Ass means a donkey, a jackass like you, moo. Oops, I insulted poor donkeys everywhere.
And wot good are YOU doing? Obviously nowt if you have time to go to other peoples' places and insult them. Put YOUR money where your mouth is, and go out and to some good instead of harassing us. Thanx for playing. NEXT!!