I refuse to go as a "sexy" whatever. It's a stupid costume that women who have no imagination pick so they can "pretend" to be slutty, and I call bullshit. I try to dress as something that people don't expect a woman to go as, and generally I'm covered in blood. Some of my favorite costumes though the years were...
The Red Menace - Red devil horns, red union suit under a giant CCCP hockey jersey, red gloves and a knife.
Murdered Redneck - blacked out a couple teeth, giant overalls with a pillow in the front, fake knife through the neck, lots and lots of blood
Psycho housewife - White sweater, 50's dress, rusty meat cleaver, lots and lots of blood
Princess Flower Pony - blond curly wig, pink tiara, green 70's dress, sceptre, lots of makeup and a red velvet sash that said "Princess Flower Pony"
LSD Trip - crazy metallic cape, purple velvet hat and pants, 70's print dress, swirly face make up and about 30 glow sticks
Country western singer - red white and blue cowgirl shirt with fringe and blue and red sequened stars, big beehive hairdoo, lots of bad makeup
Kurt Cobain/anyone shot in the head - I do a great forhead bullet wound, and go all out with the bloody brains in the back of my head - the secret is to chop up noodles and mash 'em in your hair real good with red manic panic and using all the different kinds of fake blood.
Hmmmmm...I'm thinking I need to be bloody this year as I didn't use any blood last year.
:kill
"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me