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N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex

Posted by Techie 
N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
April 27, 2011
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/04/27/n-j-law-if-you-have-sex-dont-crow-about-it/

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/04/27/n-j-law-if-you-have-sex-dont-crow-about-it/


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The humble burg of Hopewell Township passed an ordinance Monday that limits romantic interactions among chickens in backyard farms, according to The Times of Trenton.

The measure dictates roosters can only visit hens 10 days each year, and roosters caught crowing for an extended period of time after a chicken coop conquest risks being fricasseed, or, even worse, at least a two-year barnyard sex ban on the property.
Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
April 28, 2011
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Techie
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/04/27/n-j-law-if-you-have-sex-dont-crow-about-it/

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/04/27/n-j-law-if-you-have-sex-dont-crow-about-it/


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The humble burg of Hopewell Township passed an ordinance Monday that limits romantic interactions among chickens in backyard farms, according to The Times of Trenton.

The measure dictates roosters can only visit hens 10 days each year, and roosters caught crowing for an extended period of time after a chicken coop conquest risks being fricasseed, or, even worse, at least a two-year barnyard sex ban on the property.


Could be worse, they could choke the chicken ...

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Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
April 28, 2011
Errr, I assume this has to do with noise, but they do make it look pretty ridiculous.
Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
May 03, 2011
it appears to be the northern hopewell. there's two hopewell townships in nj. it's a peculiar thing about nj-there's almost two of every city. i think because at one point, it was two separate colonies.
Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
May 07, 2011
Wow. Some of these locales just can't dream up crazy enough stuff. I mean Don't Ask Don't Crow for CHICKENS? I will have to send that one on. I can understand a noise abatement thing as chickens are just annoying...wish they woulnd't allow the damn things in the city...but I dunno how much help this is gonna be. I mean, they are chickens. Uh and the romantic interactions are kind of what keep them laying eggs...I assume that IS why people keep them.
Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
June 16, 2011
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MerlynHerne
Wow. Some of these locales just can't dream up crazy enough stuff. I mean Don't Ask Don't Crow for CHICKENS? I will have to send that one on. I can understand a noise abatement thing as chickens are just annoying...wish they woulnd't allow the damn things in the city...but I dunno how much help this is gonna be. I mean, they are chickens. Uh and the romantic interactions are kind of what keep them laying eggs...I assume that IS why people keep them.

it's nj. we are the state of completely pointless laws.
Re: N.J. law: Don’t crow about sex
June 24, 2011
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MerlynHerne
Wow. Some of these locales just can't dream up crazy enough stuff. I mean Don't Ask Don't Crow for CHICKENS? I will have to send that one on. I can understand a noise abatement thing as chickens are just annoying...wish they woulnd't allow the damn things in the city...but I dunno how much help this is gonna be. I mean, they are chickens. Uh and the romantic interactions are kind of what keep them laying eggs...I assume that IS why people keep them.



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