The Joys of Having Teenage Sons

I'm glad my monthly tissue budget will never get that high

OMG, that poor woman :goggle



She needs to pass this to her husband and tell him to instruct his sons in the proper use and disposal of fap products. It would certainly be her duty to instruct daughters on how to deal with the monthly cardinal visits (my sympathy is extended further because girls are typically more discreet and tidy with their supplies).

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But look on the good side, when they do it in a tissue, as Dr. Ruth used to tell about, they are not making any more babies! They are actually being environmentally responsible!

Oh man, that had me cracking up! The reviewer's other reviews are pretty great too.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2Q14JXZX4R807/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview

Soooo much less messy being a girl!

Okay, this cracked me up. I'm showing it to Mr. Random as soon as he gets home.

This "James" person must be a gender-bendering forgetful troll. In his first reviews, he talks about his wife then the tissue and tampon ones "he" becomes a woman. Back to a man named Marvin in the toothbrush one. The latest review his name was Ray. I was going to post the Fry meme, but this person is clearly a troll.

Pro-tip if you want to write creative, humorous troll reviews on Amazon stick to one name, sex, persona, and never change it.