3-Word Story

How does Bratfree feel about a game? Just for shits and giggles, let's see how long this can last. The rules are simple: post 3 words at a time (excluding this post). No consecutive posts. Keep the story rolling. (edited for clarity)

If this is a shit idea, mods are free to move this to the Restroom.

Ready? It begins!
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Once, there was

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

A big cat.

named Prince Purralot

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He liked to

eat lots of

macaroni and cheese

flavored very much

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Like bluefin tuna.

Until one day

We don't need MORE people on the planet, we need BETTER people.

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin

he glimpsed a

shiny crystal ball

which winked seductively

and whispered quietly

"Your future awaits."

"Ooh" he thought

so he followed

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"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is you never know if they are genuine.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

Magic 8 Ball

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

to the curb

where he found

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

a seafood ad

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

that marketed poultry

Where's the beef?

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He cried out.

"FEED ME SAFELY!^TM"

with no gluten