NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady

Posted by Dorisan

NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady
May 15, 2014

Registered: 15 years ago
Posts: 6,607

Friend sent this, which was surprising since she's more into forwarding cute puppy and kitten stuff. When I realized what it was, I was ready to just delete it but didn't *click* the mouse in time. Now I know why she said "yeah, it's porn stuff, but just wait til the end. Just wait. It gets hilarious."

I had to watch it a couple of times. First viewing was "OMG, is that what she sounds like with her man?" Second viewing was funnier.

Probably be best to listen to this with head(heh)phones on if not alone in the room.

Never looking at a grapefruit again :goggle

:::schlocka-woppa-slurrrrrp:::

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thom_c

Re: NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady
May 15, 2014

Registered: 13 years ago
Posts: 7,762

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Dorisan
Friend sent this, which was surprising since she's more into forwarding cute puppy and kitten stuff. When I realized what it was, I was ready to just delete it but didn't *click* the mouse in time. Now I know why she said "yeah, it's porn stuff, but just wait til the end. Just wait. It gets hilarious."

I had to watch it a couple of times. First viewing was "OMG, is that what she sounds like with her man?" Second viewing was funnier.

Probably be best to listen to this with head(heh)phones on if not alone in the room.

Never looking at a grapefruit again :goggle

:::schlocka-woppa-slurrrrrp:::

Funny, I thought that was the sound made by a grifting horta at a potluck ...

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Ketchup

Re: NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady
May 15, 2014

Registered: 15 years ago
Posts: 2,223

OMG that cracked me up!!! I love this comment:

"all he'll be thinking is I coulda been fucking donald duck all these years.ï»¿"

waving hello

larious

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Miss_Hannigan

Re: NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady
May 27, 2014

Registered: 13 years ago
Posts: 12,045

That is the best! But why is she bothering with a grapefruit when her mouth is such a machine?

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Anonymous User

Re: NSFW (seriously NSFW) Fruit lady
May 28, 2014

I don't even understand how her mouth could make those terrifying sounds. The grapefruit won't be a problem, all her partners would run screaming as soon as they heard her! waving hello