A weapons thread

Foreword: I apologize if I posted this in the wrong forum.
If I have, let me know I'll try to move it to the appropriate forum.

I'm curious as to whether or not any bratfreers here have weapons of any kind, be it brass knuckles, baseball bats, knives, whatever. If so, have you named any of them.I've only got myself a knife (a pretty damn good one too, or so I think). That's about it, really. My mom, who I live with due to being disabled, has a small box filled with knives (one of them was made from a railroad spike), a compound bow with a quiver filled with real arrows, a vintage fireman's axe, and two hatchets lying around somewhere.

Here's my knife. (The pack of marlboros is for scale).
I named him rat bastard.

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