1766 - Misspelt miracle

Why, if you are in labor, would you drive yourself to the hospital and put everyone else on the road at risk? I would imagine that the $300 for an ambulance pales in comparison to the rest of the costs associated with child birth and raising.

Oh, I forgot, your brain was also being expelled from your uterus at the same time, and you're a selfish asshole who only cares about yourself and your crotchfruit.

That was a heartwarming story, eh?

On a related tack, I heard possibly the funniest baby name ever on the Maury Povich show (always full of trainwrecky goodness). Moo named her boy Dar'tayvious. Dad's name was Idivine, BTW. Oops, no, he wasn't the baby-daddy! So said the DNA test,anyway...

What a deluded bitch.

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lab mom

CJ Wrote:
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Moo named her boy
> Dar'tayvious. Dad's name was Idivine, BTW.

LOL! Wasn't that one of the 3 Musketeers?

Notice the sprogs with the kree-8-tive ghetto names are the ones birthing more baybees by the teen years or are in juvenile court for crimes...