Why doesn't cool stuff like this happen more often? I can tell you, from experience, that after the dust settled and old piss pants was in custody, the teachers had a good hoot over it!
We once had a moo come in during bus time to beat up another moo that her husband had knocked up. This was when almost EVERY child in the whole school was waiting to be dismissed in the front common area of the school. They got into a "Cops" style fist fight. (I'd never seen anyone fight like that!) The pricipal had a hard time breaking it up. Finally, the police arrived and both moos got carted off to jail. The other moos who were there to pick up their kids said how awful it was that they did that in front of the chyldryn. I put on my BEST FAKE concerned look and agreed. After all the moos were gone, my co-worker and good friend, Michelle and I split our sides laughing!!!
I'm sure this was great comic relief for the staff!
