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"We think it would increase the property value if you put a deck on over here. I went ahead and got some plans and I think you should do this...we want the value of OUR house to increase while you guys are living here."
"I'm not sure about the petunias. Why don't you dig those up and try some impatiens? After all, we might want to sell OUR house someday and I want it to have maximum curb appeal. And petunias are so...you know, middle-class."
"Oh, sweetie, you probably thought this was a good paint color for OUR house but it's just a bit...well, inappropriate. I've hired some painters--now, don't thank me--and they'll be here from March 20 till April 5 and they'll redo it ALL for you, you don't have to do a thing! It'll be SO much nicer!"
Holy crap, Clem, you dun predicted it! Check out the email I got from my cousin yesterday... The complaining begins...
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I'm still doing shit around the new place..It's been kinda hectic cuz Trish's parents drop by pretty much whenever they want, + there have been dudes working in the back yard since we moved in, and they are like.."You cant walk on the cement..cuz it's not fully cured..or you can walk on the brick today, but not tomorrow because we have to put sealant on them.."
It's really been a major pain in the ass..I think they are done with the work now, or will be by the end of the week..But her mom wants to do a bunch of plants in the yard..It's cool with me cuz she pays for the stuff, I just wish we knew when they were coming over...Anyway, I'm done complaining now..Write me when you can....
Then he has to sound appreciative in the next one...
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Yeah..her mom is really good with that shit..She does have a green thumb..Sometimes I wish she'd stick her green thumb right up her ass...J/K..She's sweet and means well, but she has no qualms about showing up @ the pad @ 8am on a Saturday..They live about 10 miles away up in the hills..
Uh-huh. It's gonna get even WORSE when the worm is born! HAH! Don't expect US to babysit, shithead!
