Wanna touch the baby?

Passiveaggressivenotes.com

This site takes on those little signs for baby carriers that say "Please wash your hands before touching mine." Some moos and titfeeders in the comments respectively try to defend their germ-hypervigilance and need to whip out the udders in public, but get smacked down hilariously. Lots of brat-hate and it's great!

You, your “life partner”, your kids and your “goddess” can do all the naked hippie playing in dirt and breast sucking you like, but don’t get offended when normal people are sort of grossed out by it.
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You know, your precious little bundle is going to be a walking, talking, germ carrying little crotchfruit in about 2 years. Or it’s going to be like those freaky kids who are allergic to everything because they have no immune system because you’ve kept the sprog sterile.

Just pointing out the irony.
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and the best one, related to the picture on the page:

Mommy: And, Terry?

Daddy: What.

Mommy: Make sure you stomp the shit out of those fucking Ruffles before you put them into the cheapest goddamn bowl we have.

...that would be a "no."

Another 'no' here. Spare me. I don't want to even look at the thing. Just...ick.

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lab mom