More of what we are missing..........Crunchy Home Births

This site was posted on this site B.C., i.e. before the crash.

It is a compilation of Home Birfs^TM.

This link leads to a cached site, and you can click on the "stories" in this site:

Want to give up meat and Caesar salad dressing forever? Click me.

Story #26 was on the old BRATS! page at one time. It is awful.

Story #10 is a "homebirth educator" having her 7th child, featuring pictures of the placenta and making "placenta prints." It is awful.

Story #13 features a belly casting and placenta pictures. It is awful.

Don't say you weren't warned. I myself am solely comforted by the fact that my uterus is GONE (THANK YOU, Medical Science!) and chyldbirth is impossible for me.

If I still had my uterus, and living in our current times, these pictures would scare the shit out of me.

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No thanks.

I want to keep what's left of my innocence.

Caesar dressing is all I eat. Oh no...I'm scared to click this but of course I will anyway!

Ummm, in one of them, they weighed the baby with a fish scale.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

Never, EVER use a hot tub owned by a breeder EVER again. :hs:kill

http://www.birthdiaries.com/diary/birth042/ (pic warning)

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I know, I know. "You were one once." I was a sperm once, but you don't see me wantin' to cuddle up to a fuckin' wankstain, do you? - John Constantine

Ever notice how the majority of these cows are buttfuck ugly? And why, WHY do they feel the need to remove ALL of their clothes?! I'm sorry, if someone took a picture of me with shit pumping out my ass, etc, it would not wind up on the internet, it would be deleted. After I killed the photographer, of course.

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Mooooo
While the midwife checks the cord, mom sneaks a peek between the baby's legs. She looks up at daddy..."It's a boy it's a boy it's a boy it's a boy..." Dad looks stunned.."You're kidding!" After 4 girls, their first son is born.

Translation: they were crapping out loaves, until they got the GoldenBoy Sprog
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" ... what's one more once you've already got two shedding on the couch?"

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trekkie monster

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Mooooo
While the midwife checks the cord, mom sneaks a peek between the baby's legs. She looks up at daddy..."It's a boy it's a boy it's a boy it's a boy..." Dad looks stunned.."You're kidding!" After 4 girls, their first son is born.

Translation: they were crapping out loaves, until they got the GoldenBoy Sprog
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How wonderfully selfless. NOT. /Sarcasm.

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lab mom

in #26-is that a pregnant dude???

I was curious too why they felt the need to remove all of their clothing as well especially around their other young children. Weird.

I can't believe they would even have their children watch this crap. Is it not enough to attention whore to the midwife, your husband, and any adults you can rope in to "helping"? You have to make sure the children know that your a "spayshul dedicated pahrunt" to or is it so they can use the experience to guilt trip them when they "gently discipline" the? "You saw what mommy went through to bring you in to this world you'd better appreciate me."