how to deal with your kids roughhousing, the easy way:
1. yell at them to "knock it the fuck off". if your kids have an ounce of respect, they will stop immediately 99% of the time. if this stops the horseplay, go to step 6.
2. If they do not stop immediately, remove your belt or grab a flyswatter, yard stick, leather strap or some other nearby blunt, flat implement.
3. grab the first kid within your reach. WARNING: may require you actually moving to get the kid.
4. using the implement-BEAT HIS ASS. he will cry and sometimes say he hates you. this is a normal side effect and is of no consequence.
5. repeat with other kid or kids as necessary.
6. when fininshed, you tell the brats if you ever so much as hear them doing this again, they will have nary a toy or xbox, see a tv show or do (insert fun thing here) until they are 30.
