Why can a dog piss in a park and not my kid?

I found a FML-esque site last night called Messed Up Life, and was looking through the trainwrecky kids section. Here's one of many fun gems:

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What do you do when your 3 year old boy needs pee pee and there are no restrooms nearby. You find a tree, bush or hidden corner nearby, right? I've been in that situation plenty of times and normally the emergency is solved without problems. This morning at the park it happened again. Mom, pee pee, pee pee NOW! I took him aside from the play area and pulled down his pants. While he was doing his thing a park attendant came by and told me that I shouldn't allow the boy to urinate in public. I tried to make light of it but he insisted that if all the children did it in the park the place would start to smell of urine. He seemed genuinely upset. While I was taking care of this interruption my son had watered his own pants more than the grass. Then, hearing this guy talking to me he turned around to see what was going on and did a few drops on the bottom of the park guy's leg pants. I felt he deserved it but he was far from pleased and suggested I take my son home. My son's pants were soaked and I had no clothes to change him with so I decided to leave anyway. Will someone explain why it's perfectly O.K. for dogs to piss in the park and for kids not to?

Hmmm...maybe because dogs don't know any better? Because humans are expected to act with an ounce of decency and relieve themselves in a toilet and not in full view of the whole town? Because lurking pedos will have something to get their rocks off to? Why the fuck does it need to be said that humans pee in a toilet and dogs pee in the grass? As if that's not bad enough, the kid pissed on the park attendant's pantleg. And of course he deserved it - the big meanie head was interfering with her child's urgent piss needs (which, mind you, overrule ANY other desires, needs, rules or laws) and he deserved to get pissed on. If he just did his job somewhere else instead of being all nosy, he would have had dry pantlegs. eyes2

This should not surprise me...it's a Moo and her disgusting feral pants-shitter, after all. So this means they have no decency, no manners, no respect for others, and feel no rules apply to them.

Why can a dog piss in a park and not a kyd???

If the question has to be asked SOMEONE is walking through this world totally braindead. Is this cunt for real???

Well, Hmmm...let me think....raising a kyd with the belief that it's okay to piss wherever whenever is probably NOT a good idea! When the little bastard is older and still pissing everywhere, he can use the justification given by his moooo: "if dogs can do it, why can't I?"
What is it with brats pissing and shitting everywhere nowadays? They seem to enjoy whipping it out wherever, whenever, and whizzing on everything in sight! Not only that, but some mooos seem to think that it's okay for them to whizz all over the place too, just because they're bizzzzyyyy mawwwmmmmzzz...and don't always have time to find a cann. I'm not sure how to find the threads, but there was an article or two, where moos justified their behavior of squatting whenever the urge hits them. Breeders make me sick!
IMHO these little pissers are worse than dogs. At least dogs have an excuse for their behavior. This is a lazy mooo who didn't plan out the day with her brat very well.
If it were me that the kyd pissed on (what makes me think it was probably more than just a few drops?) I would definitely make sure this bitch was slapped with a fine of some sort.
This just goes to show that breeders don't mind playing in the sewer. Just leave the rest of decent society out of it.

And it doesn't help when so many crunchy Moos do that whole elimination communication thing. For those playing the home game, this means they let the kid of any age go without a diaper and sometimes without clothing and look for "signs" the kid gives off that he needs to piss/shit. Then they pick him up and "redirect" him to the toilet so he can shit there. I'm sure it saves on diapers, but I wonder if the same amount is spent on cleaning supplies for all the times excrement is running down Junior's leg en route to the can. And that is, of course, assuming breeders would clean it up and not just let it dry or let the dogs/flies/etc. eat it.

So basically these "EC" Moos have kids who grow up not knowing how to hold it until they find a toilet. They just void their colons and bladders the second they have to go, regardless of where they are or who they are near. I wonder if this is one of those special snowflake auto-shitters.

Well, let's see, dogs are on a leash in public and banned from restaurants. If you're willing to always have your kid on a leash and not bring him or her into restaurants, I'm ok with letting your kid pee in the park. But I'm going to have to call CPS because we do treat kids differently from dogs. For example, you could leave your dog in a crate all alone when you go to work but not your kid. You could ship your dog in cargo on a plane or in a crate as underseat luggage, but not your kid.

If you want your kid to have dog "privileges" like peeing in a park, you have to subject your kid to dog responsibilities like being left outside restaurants, not being allowed to bark too loud, banned from certain apartments, etc.

So let me get this straight, instead of being a parent and teaching little Shitford a little bit of self-restraint, she is raising him under the impression that it's perfectly normal to whip it out and relieve himself, in moo's words, on a tree, bush, or even just in a "hidden" corner somewhere (little Shitford better watch out for those pedophiles in the hidden corners)! I mean, how hard is it to tell the little pisser before you leave home that this is the last chance to go potty for a couple of hours until the next bathroom break, and schedule in bathroom stops every couple of hours? And if he says he has to go to the bathroom a few minutes after they leave, instill some discipline by reminding him that he had already been asked and telling him he'll have to wait for the next bathroom break? Or if he really has to go, take him to the nearest toilet and discipline him afterward since he didn't go when asked? I guess that would incorporate too much work and planning for the bizzzzzy moo to wrap her brain around.

Also, by reacting that way to the park attendant, she is possibly influencing her kyd to disrespect authority figures and break the rules in the future. She is teaching him that the rules don't apply to them. Sure, it may just be the park attendent today, but little Shitford couldl follow in moo's footsteps and go on to disrespect teachers, elders, police officers and even her! That's just what we need, more hoodlums running around and causing mischief!

If bratleigh can't hold it in public, he should still be in diapers!!!:headbrick

Almost every park that I know of has restroom facilities. Was this cow too fucking lazy to walk her worthless shit over to the sanitary toilet to do his business? Do they not understand the concept of public health, and how shitting and pissing everywhere is a huge cause of diseases? How fucking STOOPID are they?

And if there was no public restroom, then, yes, Shit-for-brains should have been made to use the toilet before he left home. We always did this before we went anywhere as kids. WTF is wrong with these unbelievably STOOPID "modern" parents? Not only stupid, but filthy, nasty, and worse than ANY dog I've ever had or seen.

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I found a FML-esque site last night called Messed Up Life, and was looking through the trainwrecky kids section. Here's one of many fun gems:

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What do you do when your 3 year old boy needs pee pee and there are no restrooms nearby. You find a tree, bush or hidden corner nearby, right? I've been in that situation plenty of times and normally the emergency is solved without problems. This morning at the park it happened again. Mom, pee pee, pee pee NOW! I took him aside from the play area and pulled down his pants. While he was doing his thing a park attendant came by and told me that I shouldn't allow the boy to urinate in public. I tried to make light of it but he insisted that if all the children did it in the park the place would start to smell of urine. He seemed genuinely upset. While I was taking care of this interruption my son had watered his own pants more than the grass. Then, hearing this guy talking to me he turned around to see what was going on and did a few drops on the bottom of the park guy's leg pants. I felt he deserved it but he was far from pleased and suggested I take my son home. My son's pants were soaked and I had no clothes to change him with so I decided to leave anyway. Will someone explain why it's perfectly O.K. for dogs to piss in the park and for kids not to?

(Sorry about chopping out your comments, Cambion, but I don't want to look like I'm being snarky with you...)

Let's see-a dog cannot read, is not expected to be toilet trained and is expected to do other dog things like licking his balls and begging from the table.

I am not sure which is more disturbing-the fact you are teaching your child it is a-okay to pee on tax payer funded property that more often than not has public rest rooms located nearby, or that you think that your child should have the manners of a creature that is known for wiping its ass on the living room carpet. Do you let your child chew on a cow hoof as well?

I also find it disturbing that you somehow cast into a bad light the guy whose job is to enforce the park rules-such as no public urination (which, in most municipalities, is a huge fucking NO NO) to the point you think it was justified that your kid pissed on him. You probably are the same sort who gets their pants in a wad when caught by the traffic light cameras because you decided to run a red light. Aside from the place looking like shit and smelling like the stairwells of parking garages cities the world over, public urination is a health hazard. Bodily fluids-whether feces, blood, piss, pus, semen, or anything else-are considered biohazards.

If I were the park attendant (I've never seen a park around here with an attendant so I am calling BS #1 on this story), I would have surruptitiously followed the bitch home to find out where she lives and then later loaded up her front yard with mounds of dogshit.

How conveeeeenient that the poor widdling victim just happens to piss on the Mean Old Park Attendant's leg! SUCH a heroic story of underdog gets even! :BS :BS :BS

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If I were the park attendant (I've never seen a park around here with an attendant so I am calling BS #1 on this story), I would have surruptitiously followed the bitch home to find out where she lives and then later loaded up her front yard with mounds of dogshit.

How conveeeeenient that the poor widdling victim just happens to piss on the Mean Old Park Attendant's leg! SUCH a heroic story of underdog gets even! :BS :BS :BS

some parks have them. we don't have park attendants-just big, sweaty guys in city trucks cruising around in between runs to the wawa.

Can I wish everyone with this sort of attitude back in the era of widespread cholera outbreaks due to poor public sanitation?

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Can I wish everyone with this sort of attitude back in the era of widespread cholera outbreaks due to poor public sanitation?

you might not have to:

no immunizations + unchecked illegal immigrants + letting their kids engage in heathen, boorish behavior = the next one hundred pandemics

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Can I wish everyone with this sort of attitude back in the era of widespread cholera outbreaks due to poor public sanitation?

you might not have to:

no immunizations + unchecked illegal immigrants + letting their kids engage in heathen, boorish behavior = the next one hundred pandemics

Don't forget the anti-vaxers!

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do other dog things like licking his balls .

"If I could reach I'd never leave the house" George Carlin

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Can I wish everyone with this sort of attitude back in the era of widespread cholera outbreaks due to poor public sanitation?

you might not have to:

no immunizations + unchecked illegal immigrants + letting their kids engage in heathen, boorish behavior = the next one hundred pandemics

I don't recall saying "I want to bring the epidemics of the past into the present." It is not my desire to recreate the conditions of the past, but to merely relocate those who look as though they'd be more comfortable then.

Dogs are banned from some parks precisely for the reason that they relieve themselves on the ground. Where they are allowed, their owners are still expected to pick up any solids.

What kind of playground park doesn't have restrooms either in it or at a nearby building like a gas station or a store? I don't buy her excuse that there was nowhere to go, that moo is just lazy.

If the kid MUST pee outdoors, she could have at least found somewhere discrete. The pissing kid must have been very conspicuous if someone was able to confront her about it before the boy even finished.

I don't know what's worse...these park-pissers, or the ones whose Moos have them piss and shit into tupperware containers on planes because the toilets aren't good/clean enough for special iddle Junior.

And the Moo in question is almost certainly the same kind of Moo who will have her kid intentionally piss on the side of a building that she finds out either has no bathroom or no public bathroom. Or like what a friend of mine did...she didn't like that a particular gas station had its porn magazines at kiddy eye-level, so she had the kids piss on the side of the building. Meanwhile, a trucker was staring pretty hungrily at the kids when they were peeing.

On top of that, I bet if Moo saw an adult pissing in the park in front of her delicate snookums, she'd be running screaming to the nearest adult in uniform to tattle on the grown man with his junk hanging out as he pisses on a tree.

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Can I wish everyone with this sort of attitude back in the era of widespread cholera outbreaks due to poor public sanitation?

you might not have to:

no immunizations + unchecked illegal immigrants + letting their kids engage in heathen, boorish behavior = the next one hundred pandemics

I don't recall saying "I want to bring the epidemics of the past into the present." It is not my desire to recreate the conditions of the past, but to merely relocate those who look as though they'd be more comfortable then.

you might not want to, but it's happening.

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do other dog things like licking his balls .

"If I could reach I'd never leave the house" George Carlin

could you imagine being at someone's house and their kid suddenly starts licking his own balls?

of course, the child would have a career with cirque de soleil...

Oh, I like brain teasers like this one!!!!! It's kinda like does a tree make a sound when it falls if no one is there to hear it. I do believe this riddle is best solved by a series of questions rather than any one answer. Let's see if I can come up with a few:

1)Why is it okay for a dog to eat cat cookies and not a kid?
2)Why is it okay for a dog to eat from a bowl on a floor and not a kid?
3)Why is it okay to chain a dog to a tree and not a kid?
4)Why is it okay for a dog to sleep outside and not a kid?
5)Why is it okay to transport a dog in a crate and not a kid?
6)Why is it okay to leave a dog in a kennel when you go on vacation and not a kid?
7)Why is it okay to put a collar on a dog and walk him on a leash and not a kid?
8)Why is it okay to flea dip a dog and not a kid?
9)Why is it okay for a dog to lick another dog's ass, but a kid can't lick another kids' ass?
10)Why can't you get a tax deduction for a dog, but you can for a kid?

Is this moo-cunt for real? What is WRONG with these "natural" parenting nut cases who allow their kids to act like animals?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Pedobear appoves!

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"6)Why is it okay to leave a dog in a kennel when you go on vacation and not a kid?"

KYD KENNELS! someone could make LOTS of money on that!

Yeah, kinda like daycare, but only long term. There's not enough money in the world for me to own or operate one though. Besides, that's what they use MeeMaw and PeePaw for anyway and the wealthy moos have live in nannies. Can anyone imagine working at a kid kennel?:smn

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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So basically these "EC" Moos have kids who grow up not knowing how to hold it until they find a toilet. They just void their colons and bladders the second they have to go, regardless of where they are or who they are near. I wonder if this is one of those special snowflake auto-shitters.

I was wondering that too, the story kind of reads like one of the fools from MDC crowing about her "EC" brat that shits and pisses all over the place.

My god, I would lose my shit if I were the park attendant and moo let Junior PEE on me.

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Oh, I like brain teasers like this one!!!!! It's kinda like does a tree make a sound when it falls if no one is there to hear it. I do believe this riddle is best solved by a series of questions rather than any one answer. Let's see if I can come up with a few:

1)Why is it okay for a dog to eat cat cookies and not a kid?
2)Why is it okay for a dog to eat from a bowl on a floor and not a kid?
3)Why is it okay to chain a dog to a tree and not a kid?
4)Why is it okay for a dog to sleep outside and not a kid?
5)Why is it okay to transport a dog in a crate and not a kid?
6)Why is it okay to leave a dog in a kennel when you go on vacation and not a kid?
7)Why is it okay to put a collar on a dog and walk him on a leash and not a kid?
8)Why is it okay to flea dip a dog and not a kid?
9)Why is it okay for a dog to lick another dog's ass, but a kid can't lick another kids' ass?
10)Why can't you get a tax deduction for a dog, but you can for a kid?

Is this moo-cunt for real? What is WRONG with these "natural" parenting nut cases who allow their kids to act like animals?

Why can you put down a violent dog, but not a violent kid?

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