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learnernotlurker
What is the title of this book? Author? Where is this course being given (high school, college, adult education)? I was a language major and taught language courses for several years; I never saw anything like this.
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While I couldn't locate secretarial school texts from the 50's, I DID run across this gem. Although I believe we've ripped this one a new asshole in the past, it's WELL worth repeating for those who may not have ever seen it:
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp
Snopes won't let you copy-paste, so below came from the article published in Good Housekeeping in 1955 which is nearly identical. Also, it's been circulated this is a fake and I can personally attest to the fact that this and that "Fascinating Womanhood" shit is FOR REAL. My mother actually had handbooks and took classes on this at a community center in our town when I was probably 7 or 8 years old. I remember she had a "workbook" diary type of thing to keep up with her "progress" because the class required them to document the reactions they got from their husbands due to their changed behavior.
My paternal grandmother is the one who got her to sign up and I specifically remember overhearing Granny encouraging her and telling her to NOT let my dad know she was taking classes and to not expect him to become happier right away, or whatever it was they were trying to accomplish, because it took TIME and effort for him to believe he was important and revered like the class taught.
1)Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
2)Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
3)Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
4)Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
5)During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
6)Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
7) Be happy to see him.
8)Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
9)Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
10)Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
11)Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
12)Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
13)Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
14)Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
15)A good wife always knows her place.
My mother followed this shit to the letter and also made US (all girls, of course) participate in this nonsense. However, if she was anticipating positive changes in my dad due to the new "Fascinating Woman" she had become, she was SORELY disappointed. I was too young to understand the details, but I remember her having quite a few weeping crying jags during that time period as he sat, like a lump of clay, in front of the TV after he got home from work until he passed out in front of the television in his "chair".. It was an AWFUL thing to have witnessed as a kid too.:smn
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It still doesn't sound believable to me. You should be able to supply the title and author (you said you knew it was a woman) as I asked. If I can't verify that this text exists, I'm going to keep thinking "troll."
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Harjoitus tekee mestarin: http://kauppa.tietosanoma.fi/9789518844313
Good luck with learning Finnish! I dunno if the book is published online though i doubt it and the author's name Marja-Liisa sounds very womanly to me
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Harjoitus tekee mestarin: http://kauppa.tietosanoma.fi/9789518844313
Good luck with learning Finnish! I dunno if the book is published online though i doubt it and the author's name Marja-Liisa sounds very womanly to me
lenona
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What amazes me is that "Fascinating Womanhood" was written as late as 1976!
I first heard about it in detail in Carolyn Jessop's "Escape," the autobiography of an ex-Mormon fundamentalist. What's interesting is that even some of the teen girls in HER former community (circa 1984) thought FW was a stupid book!
You can read that chapter from Jessop's book here:
http://www.epubbud.com/read.php?g=ZKW3G8ZL&p=11
FW gets mentioned in the second quarter.
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It was my bad, i should have been more specific. I just thought that the material, not being in English wouldn't be of great significance and i dunno if there are any other speakers of Finnish on this board besides me (and it's not even my mother tongue...hence the grammar book).
I just got carried away since the languange is kinda difficult, i sometimes get frustrated i don't get all the grammar issues and when examples like "nainen on raskaana" (the woman is pregnant) keep popping up i feel like hurling the book out of the window.
I would like to share here articles, news and this kind but since there's the language barrier you would need an overdose of google translate I actively speak 5 languages, so i've got lots of material about CF not only in English.
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blackpearl
It was my bad, i should have been more specific. I just thought that the material, not being in English wouldn't be of great significance and i dunno if there are any other speakers of Finnish on this board besides me (and it's not even my mother tongue...hence the grammar book).
I just got carried away since the languange is kinda difficult, i sometimes get frustrated i don't get all the grammar issues and when examples like "nainen on raskaana" (the woman is pregnant) keep popping up i feel like hurling the book out of the window.
I would like to share here articles, news and this kind but since there's the language barrier you would need an overdose of google translate I actively speak 5 languages, so i've got lots of material about CF not only in English.
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blackpearl
It was my bad, i should have been more specific. I just thought that the material, not being in English wouldn't be of great significance and i dunno if there are any other speakers of Finnish on this board besides me (and it's not even my mother tongue...hence the grammar book).
I just got carried away since the languange is kinda difficult, i sometimes get frustrated i don't get all the grammar issues and when examples like "nainen on raskaana" (the woman is pregnant) keep popping up i feel like hurling the book out of the window.
I would like to share here articles, news and this kind but since there's the language barrier you would need an overdose of google translate I actively speak 5 languages, so i've got lots of material about CF not only in English.
The first language I learned was Finnish, though I must admit that since I was born in Sweden and went to a Swedish school and then moved over here to the States, my Finnish is rusty. I still speak it with my family back in Sweden, but still, man... it is indeed a tricky language.
En osaa kirjottaa suomea niin hyvin. Mutta suomenkieleni toimii paremmin kun juttelen perheen kanssa.
Translation: I don't write Finnish all that well. But my Finnish is better when I speak to my family.
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Snark Shark
"The family's first child is born after two years."
that's one LONG fuckin' pregnancy. what are they, a family of ELEPHANTS?