"I'm infertile and my doctor said I should ADOPT!!!!!" Mooooooooo........Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Spoiled moo who "wants her OWN CHILD!!!!"

Nature is trying to tell you something. Your eggs are rotten, you shouldn't breed. But noooooooooooo......she wants "one of their own!" :Violin

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Why is infertility wasted on dumb fucks who want kids? I am sick of hearing their bitching.

Comments are comedy gems:

Quote: “It says here that you’ve been trying to conceive for four years. Wow. What a journey!”

Yes, four years of fucking without the end byproduct of a loaf to show for it = journey....

Quote: In other words, rather than just admitting to you that I can’t help you, and instead of referring your to a specialist, it’s easier for me to tell you that you’re doing it wrong, and wanting the wrong thing.

Something tells me that nobody....not a doctor, specialist....God Himself could make this woman hatch her own loaf. She should just accept that fact, rather than force something to happen that isn't meant to be. Don't these assholes realize that if she did conceive, chances are the brat could likely end up with congenital defects?

She isn't supposed to whelp. She needs to get over it and adopt or learn to love her life without kyds in it.

Why do I have this inclination that the bitch falsified her time sheets, took unauthorized absences from work, maxed out her credit cards and committed fraud just so she could sluice a brat out of her cootchie? Perhaps this is because I have encountered those types of baybee-rabid wannamoos so much.

"Why is infertility wasted on dumb fucks who want kids?"


THIS. i would flipping LOVE to be infertile.

Boy, that's gonna be a very snark-worthy site. In the last five minutes, I've been entertained by theses quotes:

“Oh, its okay, well sew you new butthole” -OB to mother who suffered a 4th degree tear

"That’s what 8-9 cms sounds like”. Midwife said to first time mom upon her arrival at the birth center, where there was a laboring woman screaming next door.

“Honestly, they’re all better off. I saw she’s on Medicaid, so they all are – don’t need more welfare babies running around. Besides, she’ll probably just be knocked up again in a couple months.” – OB to a nurse in the hallway, overhead by mother waiting for her postpartum visit after losing her baby.
(OK, that was cruel. TRUE - but cruel)

“Alright, now I’m going to insert the speculum. It looks like a duck bill. Quack Quack!” – Family Practice doctor to 17 year woman, undergoing her first pelvic exam, while opening and closing the speculum blades like a hand puppet.

“Your stomach is measuring 2 weeks ahead. You will need a cesarean section or I can rip your baby’s head off if you deliver vaginally. I have seen it happen, it is not pretty.” – OB to teen mother.

"Well, at your age, you have to realize your eggs are rotten.” – OB to mother who was having trouble conceiving after 40 years old.
(hey, that's what I told people who were yammering at me "it's not too late!" when I hit my 40th birthday and had yet to sluice. I added "besides, the kid would probably come out a mutant, giving birth past 40". that kinda pissed off the other older women who were still planning pregnancies in their late 30s)

I'm going to have to bookmark that site under the Comedy Section of my URL library

A few of those are hilarious to me. The "duck bill" one and the "open wide and say meow". 90% of these women are offended WAAAAAAAYYYY too easily. Then again, they're also "c-sections/interventions are ebillllll.....it's not natchural!!!!!!!" moos.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

OH NO! You mean a doctor recommended something sensible and obvious?! How dare they! What a big, stupid meanie-head! /sarcasm

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What exactly is wrong with this doctor’s statement? Moreover, “infertility survivor?” Get over yourself. You cannot call yourself a survivor of a condition which doesn’t EVER kill in the first place.

Ok, fess up, who wrote this one? hankyou

I consider myself an Endometriosis survivor, while yes, in rare cases in CAN kill, it mainly makes your life a living hell.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Lady, I have news for you.

Children are NOT something to collect and show off like trophies. =P

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“Your stomach is measuring 2 weeks ahead. You will need a cesarean section or I can rip your baby’s head off if you deliver vaginally. I have seen it happen, it is not pretty.” – OB to teen

Is it just me who wants to dare the OB to do it?

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Nature is trying to tell you something. Your eggs are rotten, you shouldn't breed. But noooooooooooo......she wants "one of their own!"

She probably would rather have an awwtard defectoloaf of Her Ownâ„¢ than adopt a perfectly healthy child that's languishing in the system.

For the Moos whose loaves get decapitated on the way out, I wonder if any of them scream for extreme life saving measures. "Just give him a transplant head! Or sew a grapefruit to his neck and put him on life support! Neeeeed baaaaaaaby!" Okay I'm sure it's depressing and all for their stupid asses, but it would be an interesting moment in the maternity ward when Moo shows her loaf off to the rest of the family.

I love everyone bitching that adoption is not an alternative to being a barren wasteland. It's a pain in the dick, but it IS an alternative. If Moos don't want to risk plunking down four figures and passing home studies only to have the kid given back to the bio mother, then they need to learn to shut the fuck up and accept their lives without children. How can you spend your life focusing on what you don't have rather than what's right the fuck there in front of you? Selfish wanna-Moos will sit and pout over having no biological kids forever while ignoring all the fulfilling people and things in their lives or that could be in their lives.

I left a comment on there too and I bet it's gonna get a lot of granny panties in a wad.

These chicks are crazy but let me play devil's advocate for a little.It's sad but the way our breeder worshipping culture is, you are nothing without kids. If you are not doing TMIJITW then you may as well jump off of a cliff because your life is worth less and you ain't shit. If you were to get stricken down with cancer right now, no one would care because you aren't a MOOOTHER. Everyone is not as strong as we are.

About the adoption, when I was younger, I thought about it because I wanted to help people. I didn't like kids, but I figured that I *had* to have them (I was just a teenager...give me a break). I figured since they are all ugly, loud and smelly, who cares whether it has my DNA or not? It just did not matter to me. We have many great adoptees on Bratfree. However, the adopted children I've seen IRL or on other areas of the internet often feel differently. A lot of them go running after their bio moos like lost dogs when they grow up and then start acting like they have two moms when bio moos hasn't changed a single diaper on their whiny behinds. I am not one for moo worship. But getting a title you haven't earned is ridiculous. I know a lot of adoptees who won't even consider adoption themselves because they want the "genetic connection" they never had. They want someone with their bloodshot eyes or their shit-eating grin. It has also been proven that a lot of personality is inherited and the susceptibility to many disorders (i.e. substance abuse, alcoholism) is inherited. I would be so pissed to pour all of my money and time into someone and they end up in the county jail over meth or in the psych ward. I am not demanding a kancer kurer. But if I put a lot of time and energy into something, I don't want no fucking jailbird either. That's just me. I decided to just save my money and time and enjoy childfreedom.

These women are nuts. They put all of this time and energy into IVF which is an even bigger crapshoot than adoption. They are in love with ideas more so than reality. They want the experience of being pignant. They want people to give up bus seats for their fat asses and they want freebies at a baby shower. They want the status that society affords to parents. But I don't think that they've truly acknowledged the idea of sleepless nights, colic, whining, Target tantrums, the odor and the expense. They have brought into the lie that it is all worth it. No. It aint.

peace-n-quiet: But if I put a lot of time and energy into something, I don't want no fucking jailbird either. That's just me. I decided to just save my money and time and enjoy childfreedom.

You have made a wise decision, my friend!

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peace-n-quiet: But if I put a lot of time and energy into something, I don't want no fucking jailbird either. That's just me. I decided to just save my money and time and enjoy childfreedom.

You have made a wise decision, my friend!

Thanks. No matter what is going on in my life, brats will always make a bad situation worse.

I also must add that I have nothing against adopted children. I don't like children period. What I said about adopted children becoming jailbirds or psychos can and often does happen with biological brats as well. I long ago swore off of biological brats due to genetic issues I have that I don't want to pass on. The adoption thing took a little longer for me to drop. But brats are brats no matter whose eyes they have....expensive, whiny, smelly. No thanks.

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peace-n-quiet
I know a lot of adoptees who won't even consider adoption themselves because they want the "genetic connection" they never had. They want someone with their bloodshot eyes or their shit-eating grin.

I've met a lot of them, too. They can be the worst about "needing to know what it feels like" since it was "denied to them."

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I know a lot of adoptees who won't even consider adoption themselves because they want the "genetic connection" they never had. They want someone with their bloodshot eyes or their shit-eating grin.

I've met a lot of them, too. They can be the worst about "needing to know what it feels like" since it was "denied to them."

Reminds me of my in-laws. They won't be happy, nor satisfied, unless they get that golden, grand male sprog, via part of they're DNA. Selfish and narcissistic, if you ask me. Poo pooh on them, I say.

Couldn't she, just for a minute, be grateful that she has a doctor with enough professional ethics to tell her "I can't do anything else for you"? Some doctors would keep milking her for every dime she can beg, borrow or steal indefinitely, trying "one more thing" or the same thing "one more time" when they have no real expectation that it's going to work.

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Why is infertility wasted on dumb fucks who want kids? I am sick of hearing their bitching.

infertility is such a blessing! I really really wish I am infertile, or have a medical condition that requires me to kick the uterus out. I would even pay to be infertile.

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Couldn't she, just for a minute, be grateful that she has a doctor with enough professional ethics to tell her "I can't do anything else for you"? Some doctors would keep milking her for every dime she can beg, borrow or steal indefinitely, trying "one more thing" or the same thing "one more time" when they have no real expectation that it's going to work.

This is my thought. Here is a doc not wanting to empty her bank account. Tells it like it is so she can pursue other options and have the money to do it.

She will merely find another doctor to cater to her whims and he/she will do just that until she is bankrupt and can't pay anymore...then he/she will say "sorry, can't help you."

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

Like I said somewhere in another thread. Adoption was better when it was closed... I mean closed up tight. IF I ever wanted to find my birth parents then it would not be easy. I do not have one piece of paper to go on. I just have what my adoptive parents told me... nothing else. They make it easy to find the birth parents now. Either the bio is part of their lives from the beginning or they have paperwork that leads an adoptee right to them.
I guess I am not a slave to the thought of DNA. I don't care to know my bio parents and I don't want any kids of my own. If I would have ever had any they would have been adopted.

I applaud this doctor for his suggestion. It is also what my mother was told when she and my father had tried for 12 years to get preggers. He told her "If you want a child perhaps adoption is the way to go... and do it now before you get much older" (she was 30) My mother listened... didn't bitch about it... and I came into their lives within 6 months. Funny... they never adopted a brother or sister for me. Guess I was enough to handle. LOL

If I found out I was infertile, I would be dancing in the fuckin' streets.

Seriously, I can't stand broads who just HAVE to have a baybee!!!! I work with one. She's been trying for two years apparently, and adoption is "just out of the question." *headdesk*

Gee, that entire site is scary. They paint seemingly qualified doctors as madmen and murderers.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

I'd be throwing a damn party that could be seen from space if I was infertile, but I can't say I wish all CFers were infertile instead of all the wanna-breeders for ONE reason only: Imagine if some of these obsessive temperature-taking fertility-charting rotten-egg hens DID manage to get kids the old-fashioned way. They would fuck those kids up so badly that Junior would hang himself with his blankie before he reached preschool. And they always need more than one.

I wish more CFers had the luxury of being barren (though I think I'd still get snipped to be certain), but I'm glad so many wanna-Moos are too because the thought of some of them being in charge of another life or three is quite terrifying. Unfortunately, due to IVF and IUI and Clomid and all that shit, now infertile wanna-Moos can conceive a nice big fat litter of preemies that each require seven-figure medical intervention just to keep them barely alive.

If I knew for sure I would not die and/or damage other organs/bones/blood vessels, I'd gladly shoot myself in the uterus so I could get it removed.