bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible!
Posted by dreamlife
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 24, 2012 |
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zatoth
You want freaky? I had a fucking house centipede crawl out of a drain at a hotel once. You ever see a house centipede?
I have now!
Eeeek!
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
Bath mats are a source of bacteria and would have to removed and replaced after each guest visit. I wouldn't want to stand on a damp bath mat after a stranger had showered with it. That a parent can't figure out a way to bathe themselves and a 2 y/o without the use of a bath mat and simultaneously avoid personal injury is ridiculous. Filling the tub with a few inches of water, wiping the kid down, and standing there to make sure it doesn't slip and crack it's skull, would take all of five minutes, ten tops. These people think they have to have bubbles, bath crayons, toys, mats, etc.......to simply bathe a toddler. If that's what they require then they should carry their own shit when they travel. How DID anyone bathe their kids before all of these necessary accessories hit the market?
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
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kidlesskim
Bath mats are a source of bacteria and would have to removed and replaced after each guest visit. I wouldn't want to stand on a damp bath mat after a stranger had showered with it. That a parent can't figure out a way to bathe themselves and a 2 y/o without the use of a bath mat and simultaneously avoid personal injury is ridiculous. Filling the tub with a few inches of water, wiping the kid down, and standing there to make sure it doesn't slip and crack it's skull, would take all of five minutes, ten tops. These people think they have to have bubbles, bath crayons, toys, mats, etc.......to simply bathe a toddler. If that's what they require then they should carry their own shit when they travel. How DID anyone bathe their kids before all of these necessary accessories hit the market?
Another thing is - hotels charge $ for everything. I am sure that if the hotel DID go buy a bath mat, it would have ended up charged to their bill for three times as much as it cost at the store. Then they would have argued about it at check-out time.
This just reminded me of an idea I had: Put things INTO the mini-bar instead of taking them out, and then the hotel owes YOU money.
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
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Shiny
You know what I hate? When I'm asleep in a hotel/motel room and I'm awakened at the crack of dawn by some kid shrieking bloody murder at the top of its lungs right outside the door. This happened last year when I was in Orlando with my nephew, his Mom, and sister. Ex-SIL wasn't thrilled either. She said her initial maternal instincts gave her a "Ohmygod what the hell who is dead or being killed?" reaction, then she realized it was just someone else's crack monkey and got pissed off.
I know, I know, Orlando is like the capital of famblee shit, but who lets their kid scream outside a hotel door?
The same worthless fuckers who let them wail in restaurants, movies theatres, and other public places and the same bastards and Moo-Cunts who let them piss in public restroom sinks, marinate in their own shit filled diapers, and udder feed them until they are old enough to eat steak.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
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What does she think is going to happen...that the kid is suddenly going to slide and spin around the tub whirlpool style?
lariousWhy do parents on review sites come off as being more whiny than their own kids? If they want the comfort and safety of home - a thought for them - stay the fuck at home, until the delicate little biscuits are tough enough to handle bath matless tubs, rough towels and scented soap without finely milled coconut oil.
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
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DivaLasVegas
If she was so damn concerned, why not just take one of the hand towels and place it on the bottom of the tub for the kid to sit on?
You beat me to it. Breeders have absolutely no resourcefulness or imagination.
As Kim said, bathmats harbor germs and would be just one more thing that the housekeeper would need to clean....which means in many cases it probably wouldn't be cleaned. I hate bathmats. They have always grossed me out, even when I was a kid.
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Re: bad hotel review by a parent -- oh sounds horrible! March 25, 2012 |
"Scuse me-but there's a toddler screaming outside of my room..."
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