Perfect Day? Taking care of your kids for exactly 2 minutes

A Woman's Perfect Day

I apologized if this was already posted, but I did a search and couldn't find it.....

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Researchers, from the University of Bremen in Germany and the Georgia Institute of Technology in the US wanted to find what a woman’s perfect day would consist of and it appears that less work and more play is the way to go.

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All this came after eight hours of uninterrupted sleep, something that women saw essential to taking on the day.

Women did admit that if they could be completely hedonistic they would spend 619 minutes with their partner 103 minutes socialising and 74 minutes relaxing.

They would also completely ditch work and the commuting, and spend only 2 minutes on housework and with the kids.

HAHAHAHA TMIJITW and they only want to spend 2 minutes a day doing it!!!

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"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby. And don't think maybe, if you can't feed your baby."
- The wisdom of the late Michael Jackson
"The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children." - Paul Ehrlich

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Snark Shark
that's about the same amount of time the CONCEPTION took.

larious

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I miss my little feather baby.

I thought moos already did that. What with all the time they spend on the smart phones, bitching on the Interwebz about the hardships of parenthood and watching soap operas while Tardford smears his own shit all over the walls.

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Most women said their top priorities were romance and being on the internet which garnered a further 98 minutes of a woman’s day.

Well, well. No surprise there.

sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
indecision may or may not be my problem

funny that breeders want to spend less than 5 minutes a day with their brats, which is about how much time we want to spend with them, too.

looks like we have more in common than we thought!

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electricfire
I thought moos already did that. What with all the time they spend on the smart phones, bitching on the Interwebz about the hardships of parenthood and watching soap operas while Tardford smears his own shit all over the walls.

HEY!! Don't forget trolling childfree sites. After all, they have to justify their existence...

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

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jmc
A Woman's Perfect Day

I apologized if this was already posted, but I did a search and couldn't find it.....

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Researchers, from the University of Bremen in Germany and the Georgia Institute of Technology in the US wanted to find what a woman’s perfect day would consist of and it appears that less work and more play is the way to go.

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All this came after eight hours of uninterrupted sleep, something that women saw essential to taking on the day.

Women did admit that if they could be completely hedonistic they would spend 619 minutes with their partner 103 minutes socialising and 74 minutes relaxing.

They would also completely ditch work and the commuting, and spend only 2 minutes on housework and with the kids.

HAHAHAHA TMIJITW and they only want to spend 2 minutes a day doing it!!!

I spend 2 minutes on house chores, but that's because of my pain condition. After about 2 minutes washing dishes or cleaning something, a shooting pain hits from my kidneys to my head. I have to sit right away, because if I don't, a leg or two may give out and I can take a unplanned seat and not be able to get my ass up for who knows how long. I have Fibromyalgia and nerve damage from the waist down.

This happened in front of one lady and she called the fire department as she got scared something was seriously wrong like a stroke.

What I hate is stupid Moos who say I am just a complainer because my problems aren't visible. They tell me I can't have real problems because I don't have kids. It has made me a recluse, and that is something I have to actively fight.

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Passive Aggressive
Master Of Anti-brat
Excuses!