Birth Rate in USA Hits All Time Low wink

According to ABC News, the birth rate in the USA is the lowest it has ever been.

This article is just numbers, no whining by Moos or natalist scientists.

Read it here.

Personally, these all sound like positive numbers to me.

EDIT: I just realized that the data comes from the Center for Disease Control. So, babies are a disease?

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EDIT: I just realized that the data comes from the Center for Disease Control. So, babies are a disease?

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1) parasite
2) Sexually transmitted
3) Can not be cured by anti biotics or anti virals
4) Lasts 18 or longer years.


larious

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

also:
5.) May go dormant after 18-21 years, but never completely goes away.


Hmm. From those five items on the list, parenthood is looking pretty similar to HSV-2.

I'd rather have the disease! Take SO much flack from people when they find out that I'm a condom nazi because I don't want to get pregnany.

"Oh, but STDs! Those are worse!"

"Yeah, an STD would suck and probably ruin my life. But nah, baybee would still be worse."

The buttburt I encounter over this is almost funny. Almost.

Best news I've heard all day. Babyees are definitely worst than any STD.

This is news worth opening a fresh bottle of wine over. And I can drink the whole bottle if too, because I don't have to pick up Bratley from soccer practice.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny