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Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,634 |
Breeders are gunning for romantic fortune cookies!
Read it for yourself!
There goes the Fortune Cookie Game, in which you add ... in bed ... to the end. Damn cows!
Read it for yourself!
There goes the Fortune Cookie Game, in which you add ... in bed ... to the end. Damn cows!
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 935 |
What does that mean, they're "going G-rated" now? Aren't all fortune cookies G-rated? (X-rated fortune cookies--now there's a business idea).
And while they're at it, why not censor everything, just in case a kyd hears it/sees it/becomes aware of it in any way. Parents like this need to go live in their own sealed, self-contained ecosystem somewhere. And never mind the language and other things kids are learning from their own parents. Not to mention narcissistic entitlement they're learning from their parents.
ETA - just how are kids getting ahold of these naughty fortune cookies, anyway? Are kids going by themselves to Chinese restaurants now? If Chinese food is delivered to the house, how about a parent actually parent and tell their kid to let me open the fortune cookies, then, and parent can then remove the offending fortune. Is this that difficult?
And while they're at it, why not censor everything, just in case a kyd hears it/sees it/becomes aware of it in any way. Parents like this need to go live in their own sealed, self-contained ecosystem somewhere. And never mind the language and other things kids are learning from their own parents. Not to mention narcissistic entitlement they're learning from their parents.
ETA - just how are kids getting ahold of these naughty fortune cookies, anyway? Are kids going by themselves to Chinese restaurants now? If Chinese food is delivered to the house, how about a parent actually parent and tell their kid to let me open the fortune cookies, then, and parent can then remove the offending fortune. Is this that difficult?
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 1,634 |
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night owl
What does that mean, they're "going G-rated" now? Aren't all fortune cookies G-rated? (X-rated fortune cookies--now there's a business idea).
And while they're at it, why not censor everything, just in case a kyd hears it/sees it/becomes aware of it in any way. Parents like this need to go live in their own sealed, self-contained ecosystem somewhere. And never mind the language and other things kids are learning from their own parents. Not to mention narcissistic entitlement they're learning from their parents.
ETA - just how are kids getting ahold of these naughty fortune cookies, anyway? Are kids going by themselves to Chinese restaurants now? If Chinese food is delivered to the house, how about a parent actually parent and tell their kid to let me open the fortune cookies, then, and parent can then remove the offending fortune. Is this that difficult?
Twenty-five years ago, just after we married, my wife and I had some extra time in the morning, so we went to Hardee's for breakfast. I had to leave before she did, so I kissed her goodbye. As my wife got a refill on coffee, a Moo who was in there with her three sprogs came up to her and hissed "I saw you kiss your husband. That was disgusting! Right in front of my kids." My wife chewed her out!
I guess Moos don't want their kids to know there's such a thing as love, romance, or anything out there that will take them away from Mooomy!
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 1,981 |
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nathanomir
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night owl
What does that mean, they're "going G-rated" now? Aren't all fortune cookies G-rated? (X-rated fortune cookies--now there's a business idea).
And while they're at it, why not censor everything, just in case a kyd hears it/sees it/becomes aware of it in any way. Parents like this need to go live in their own sealed, self-contained ecosystem somewhere. And never mind the language and other things kids are learning from their own parents. Not to mention narcissistic entitlement they're learning from their parents.
ETA - just how are kids getting ahold of these naughty fortune cookies, anyway? Are kids going by themselves to Chinese restaurants now? If Chinese food is delivered to the house, how about a parent actually parent and tell their kid to let me open the fortune cookies, then, and parent can then remove the offending fortune. Is this that difficult?
Twenty-five years ago, just after we married, my wife and I had some extra time in the morning, so we went to Hardee's for breakfast. I had to leave before she did, so I kissed her goodbye. As my wife got a refill on coffee, a Moo who was in there with her three sprogs came up to her and hissed "I saw you kiss your husband. That was disgusting! Right in front of my kids." My wife chewed her out!
I guess Moos don't want their kids to know there's such a thing as love, romance, or anything out there that will take them away from Mooomy!
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Well lord knows they don't see that stuff at home. Bitch like that probably chased Duhddie off long ago.
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,005 |
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night owl
And while they're at it, why not censor everything, just in case a kyd hears it/sees it/becomes aware of it in any way. Parents like this need to go live in their own sealed, self-contained ecosystem somewhere. And never mind the language and other things kids are learning from their own parents. Not to mention narcissistic entitlement they're learning from their parents.
Absolutely. I wish the filthy breeder cunts and their hellspawn would just all go off on their own island somewhere far off the Pacific coast and just cannibalize each other/themselves and leave civilized society alone.
jbs
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 15 years ago Posts: 3,846 |
was gonna post this a few days ago: heard it on 1010wins..
I think the manufacturer is located over in Brooklyn..
outrageous... this is just lazy lazy parenting. they do not want in any way, shape, or form to have to actually discipline their bastards or tell them 'no, you are not doing that'. they are the ones who don't watch their kids, everyone else is supposed to do that as well. however, don't dare lay a finger on their shitlings.
stinking stupid placenta brain moos and duhs.
two cents ΒΆΒΆ
CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!
people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong
Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.
The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.
Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke
Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.
I think the manufacturer is located over in Brooklyn..
outrageous... this is just lazy lazy parenting. they do not want in any way, shape, or form to have to actually discipline their bastards or tell them 'no, you are not doing that'. they are the ones who don't watch their kids, everyone else is supposed to do that as well. however, don't dare lay a finger on their shitlings.
stinking stupid placenta brain moos and duhs.
two cents ΒΆΒΆ
CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!
people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong
Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.
The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.
Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke
Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 |
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nathanomir
Twenty-five years ago, just after we married, my wife and I had some extra time in the morning, so we went to Hardee's for breakfast. I had to leave before she did, so I kissed her goodbye. As my wife got a refill on coffee, a Moo who was in there with her three sprogs came up to her and hissed "I saw you kiss your husband. That was disgusting! Right in front of my kids." My wife chewed her out!
I guess Moos don't want their kids to know there's such a thing as love, romance, or anything out there that will take them away from Mooomy!
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That's just sad, honestly.
Parents are supposed to be a child's first exposure to a healthy romantic relationship.
What healthy couple doesn't hug or kiss? I'm guessing moo-moo and duhdie haven't felt the fire since Bratley exploded into their lives. They were probably just jealous that you actually have a functioning relationship.
And what is so scary about it, exactly? They're acting like a quick kiss is equivalent to pornography. Probably another case of a borderline pedophilic moo wanting Bratley on her apron strings forever.
Those kids probably grew up to be painfully awkward...
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 935 |
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lilin_unite
What healthy couple doesn't hug or kiss? I'm guessing moo-moo and duhdie haven't felt the fire since Bratley exploded into their lives. They were probably just jealous that you actually have a functioning relationship.
And what is so scary about it, exactly? They're acting like a quick kiss is equivalent to pornography. Probably another case of a borderline pedophilic moo wanting Bratley on her apron strings forever.
Those kids probably grew up to be painfully awkward...
"And what is so scary about it, exactly? They're acting like a quick kiss is equivalent to pornography. Probably another case of a borderline pedophilic moo wanting Bratley on her
Fixed!
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,005 |
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johnnybsterile
Breeder bitches have everything ass backwards. Kissing/hugging in public is disgusting. Changing a diaper on a restaurant table is fine and natural.
jbs
Kissing/hugging in public is disgusting.
They don't want to be reminded what they are missing.
Changing a diaper on a restaurant table is fine and natural.
They are vindictive, insipid creatures who don't want to be inconvenienced...
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Re: Damn Breeders Are Going After Fortune Cookies Now! February 12, 2013 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 5,567 |
X rated fortune cookies can be found online and in some adult bookstores. I'd like to drop a few of those into the average Chinese restaurant just to see the reaction they would get.
ETA: I'd also like tp pass out Passion Parties catalogs for the same reason. Maybe it would make the moo crowd shut up and stop trying to control everyone else's fun.
ETA: I'd also like tp pass out Passion Parties catalogs for the same reason. Maybe it would make the moo crowd shut up and stop trying to control everyone else's fun.
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