Baby Daddy poetry!

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

I want that on a T-Shirt. NOW.

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Oh my god that's too funny!!

Here's another one you all might enjoy

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larious And an unpaid whore at that, unless we count WIC-SNAP-Section 8, and other Moo Welfare freebies

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

I'd post it on Facebook, but then I'd probably offend the noble single moms on the fringe of my friends list.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

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That is the shit! It would be the perfect card for a woman I work with! This chick has 7 kids by 5 different baybee daddies!

How about this:

Congratulations, bitch! You've officially been awarded the (not so) coveted title of Pez dispenser! Cheap, accessible, and easy to use!

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

I was expecting to see a bunch of drivel written by Duhs and you give us the best laugh of the day!

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