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Pffffttttt! Awwww, the sancti-moo, going through all that so she can go out with her "childless" friends. Her friend isn't important, the cocktail she's drinking isn't important, only the teething loaf she's left at home with the evil $20/hr babysitter is important. Bitch, stay the fuck home with your kid if it's the reason for your being. Breeders and PNB go on and on about how important their kids are, but first chance they get to get away from them for 5 seconds and they're on it, even faster if they can get free babysitting. No babysitter? No problem! Just let the poor unsuspecting public look after your kids wherever you go.
Another thing, if having kids were so fucking fantastic why do kids seem to wander away all the time? Why did the toddler step in the dog piss? If the all consuming greatest gift ever were really so fucking awesome, why do moos continue to look away? To most moos, their iphones and/or FB pages hold more fascination than their sprogs. Admit it, moos, iphones are fun, FB games are fun -- brats are not fun or fascinating! :bedmadelie
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...your piece turned into a rant that I could barely read as it was no longer authentic and became some over the top, cartoonish, stereotypical comedy of errors and worst-case scenarios.
Yes, the going out process for parents is a colossal pain in the ass. Grandparents who make you jump through hoops because they’re doing you the favor, or the babysitter who is overcharging to hang out eight hours while your kids sleep seven of them.
You turned the latter half of this article into a courtroom case with too much supposed evidence in order to PROVE to those without kids just how hard it is to do stuff when you’re a parent — which is pointless as you’re not going sell them and by going so over the top, forced that portion of your readers to believe you’re exaggerating, forcing them to skim the rest, click off the page or just roll their eyes.
There was a logical and rational way to lay out the get-ready process for parents without being SO overdramatic.
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1. Why do breeders never think in advance of breeding about their potential childcare situations? Finding childcare is always such a huge hassle to these people. Obviously they have no friends so that's out, but there are no famblee or neighbors they could pay? None at all?? NO it doesn't cost $20/hr. Idiots.
2. "all those stupid online forums say you simply MUST “date†your husband if you want the marriage to last. DAMNITALLTOHELL."
Since she's just discovering this piece of universal wisdom, we can assume it has thus far been a task that's never done, so single moodom for her should be ever so much easier.
3. Give the fucking kyd adult Tylenol. Tylenol is Tylenol. It's just that you have to do some basic math to get the dosage correct. I assume doing a simple calculation is beyond moos like this? :drool
4. Why do idiots like this fill their house with kyds AND animals that aren't housetrained? And then bitch about it? Why is it never a choice for harried idiots like this to NOT have pets they can't take care of? The dumbest breeders always have screeching out of control brats AND a houseful of neglected animals that piss and shit the place up. And it's not as if they have the dog for companionship, chances are they pay as much attention to the poor dog as they do their friends - it's an inconvenience. It's like they sit around and think, "What can I do to make my life as hard as possible?" I'm surprised they don't just put a herd goats and sheep and a couple of adult chimpanzees in their living rooms.
5. Is there a reason this woman has no clothes and shoes? She couldn't, in the two week interim, figure out a decent going-out outfit and that shaving with a Schick Intuition takes literally a minute and a half in the shower?
6. Husband's wrinkled ass: The dryer makes a terrific iron. Pop shirt in dryer for 20 minutes while you shower, shave, and do makeup. It will be mostly wrinkle free when you pull it out of the dryer and give it a good shake while it's hot. The fact that breeder moos and duhs can't figure out these basic shortcuts just means they're idiots. Pick up a fucking copy of Heloise's Household Hints or something, breeders!
7. "Want to vomit as you realize your baby is at home, teething, without you"
Why go at all if you have no intention of even trying to enjoy the evening?? What is the point? So your friends won't continue to hate you? Clearly you don't really care that they hate you, so all you're doing is playing charades with yourself because you know inside that you're a loser in denial and are just trying to prove to yourself otherwise and you're just blaming your self-imposed hardships on others in keeping with the theme of not taking responsibility for your own choices in life.
8. "but you have NO IDEA HOW MUCH WORK it took to get ourselves to where we sit right now"|
The vast majority of it had nothing to do with your brats, it was self-imposed disorganization, ignorance, and stupidity. Why is it too hard to lay out an outfit in advance? Why is it too hard to pop into the thrift store for some clothes and shoes when you have TWO WEEKS to figure that out? Why are you holding the infant after you've dressed, risking leaving the house with puke on your clothes? WHY? WHY be this damned dumb??
Bunch of brainless dogdamned idiots if you ask me.
When I was a toadler I remember my parents going out. My mom looked amazing! I screeched my ass off but she still left me with the neighborhood babbysitter and went out with my duh to have a good time dancing. She was gorgeous in a long, pink satin gown and her hair curled like Farrah Fawcett's. Then again she was always interested in looking fashionable. This moo doesn't give a fuck and she and her husband are slobs.
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OMG! Sancti-Moo makes it SO easy!
Race from work to daycare, call husband fifty times to remind him of the damn dinner date because you KNOW he’s forgotten. Plus, he was up all night with the baby who’s teething so he’ll definitely not be into this. Holy shit he’s teething! OMG I’m leaving my baby when he’s teething! I can’t do it. Call husband to announce teething and discuss how the hell you’re going to leave an insane infant with a non-family-member. Realize your husband has no opinion on the subject. DEMAND A DIVORCE IMMEDIATELY (in your head). Figure out on your own what to do (as always, I mean seriously): baby Tylenol. Remember you used the last of it. Remember husband was supposed to buy some yesterday. Ask husband. Hear “I forgot.†KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. (in your head). Tell him to get Tylenol on the way home and you can’t live under these conditions anymore. Answer approximately 750 questions from your toddler girl as you drive home trying to figure out the maelstrom ahead of you. Pull in the driveway. Leave all the kids’ daycare stuff (bags bottles, nap mat sheet, 12 pounds of paperwork, art work, etc.) in the car because you can’t handle it. Blah-blah-blah, just a bunch of bullshit prattle indicative of the fact she is WOEFULLY unorganized.
Walk in the door, realize you left one of the dogs in the house so there’s piss on the kitchen floor. The toddler just walked in it. It’s 5:35. Freak out because it’s 5:35. HOW GROSS. Letting dog piss and shit marinate on the floor is nasty and irresponsible and has nothing at all to do with Moo-hood and everything to do with being a fat, lazy, and nasty bitch.s
Try to plug toddler into television. Nurse pissed off infant. Make sure there’s pumped milk in the freezer. O thank god, two bags. Hear the husband come home. Want to punch him in the face. Give baby to husband and get in the shower. Remember you haven’t shaved in three weeks and the only dress you have that fits your post-partum body is knee-length, which requires shaving but THERE’S NO TIME. Consider other clothes. None. Tights? Yeah right.
Shave. Wonder how to do your hair. Wonder how long it’s been. Wonder if you even have a blow-dryer.HOW filthy and nasty she hasn't taken care of her personal grooming in WEEKS. WHY is she still tit feeding anyway since it's a toddler??
On the only dress you have that fits.And WHOSE fault is that?
Wipe it off. Tell yourself breast milk puke doesn’t smell that bad.
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How about wearing nice slacks and a blouse? What type of work does she do that a quick shower will not suffice? Is she laboring in a meat-packing plant, a farm, or caring for incontinent people? If working in an office, she should already own clean decent clothing. Hair shouldn't be that complicated either. If she thinks going for dinner necessitate full salon treatment, maybe her standards are too high. eyes2 When I see my friends, I do not care weather they look like a supermodel or not. All I care about is their health and happiness. And the pleasure of spending time with them.
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