http://www.Dad-camp.com. Look at the posts "What Is a Bum High Five?" and "How Do You Ground Kids?"
“That is a bum high five.â€
I call that a light spanking.
“Charlie invented it last week. No idea why, no idea how, no idea.â€
Learning how to sexually harass other people I see. Wonderful. By the time he’s 14 he’ll be a full-fledged rapist. Congratulations, Buzzkill.
“People like high fiving kids. From the grocery store to the bank clerk, if a kid is there an adult will ask for “a high five!†Well, don’t be surprised if Charlie returns the favor with a request for a ‘bum high five.’â€
No, I’m sorry. I’m not about to let your toddler spank me, thank you very much. And no, not everyone likes high fiving kids. What alternate universe did you pop out of?
“There are few rules in life. You always answer a phone that a toddler hands you, and you never deny a high five from anyone – even if that includes a request for a bum high five from a 3 yr old.â€
Again, I refuse to let your fucking kid smack my ass. And if he did, I sure as fuck will make a seen. I can’t believe he thinks this is actually appropriate.
“And that, my friends, is what being a parent is all about.
You’ve been warned.â€
Anyone no of a back alley doctor that does hysterectomies? Give me his name and number. This post made me want to cut my own uterus out with a bbq fork.
“Zacharie decided he didn’t want to wear any shoes walking home from school today.
We are in that season of weather when it’s cool one minute, hot the next. After rain and thunder most of the day, we sent him off this morning wearing his rubber boots except it was sunny and awesome after school.â€
Then why didn’t you pack an extra pair of runners or sandals? I mean, that would have made life a hell of a lot easier. Oh wait, you’re a drama whore.
“When it came time to go home, Z complained his feet were too hot and took off his boots to walk home in just his socks. Despite all pleading from our nanny, he walked home 2 blocks in his stocking feet.
2 problems: 1) our nanny is too passive and isn’t taking control. This worries us after the last international nanny we had looking after the boys had the same issue. 2) we have a kid that doesn’t listen to the designated authority figure.â€
One, the nanny is passive because you probably gave her shit for attempting to discipline your children. Two, your kid doesn’t listen because his parents are morons who let him get away with anything.
“With summer around the corner, our nanny will be the boss for many more hours than she is now. We’d love it if she was stronger with the boys and wouldn’t put up with their protestations, but she gives in. So we will work on that with her, and try to give her the confidence to alpha dog them, but in the meantime something had to be done for Zacharie’s defiance.â€
No, you’ll just give her more shit for daring to discipline your pwecious angels. We know how you breeders roll.
“We grounded him. No shows after school and he was required to be in his room for the whole night except for dinner. He stayed there from 4-5 and 6-8. The other stipulation? No toys. He could have all the books to read and puzzles to solve he wanted, but there were no toys and no tv.â€
A shame you didn’t start that earlier.
“In the end? He spent a couple of hours working on his penmanship and practicing his letters.
Can we ground him every day?â€
Something tells me this is a one time thing.
Hey, Duhd Camp never mentioned the floods. You’d think he would since he lives in Calgary and the city is practically underwater. Nope, not a word. Did he take his famblee and fuck off to their summer home or what?
I’ve also noticed that he’s a big supporter of Team Diabetes. Does he have Diabetes himself? Is it type 1 or type 2?