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Yeah, I go mostly for the cardio (I have a back injury or else I'd just run on the road or in the park) - I remember the gym duhs from the last place, though. They and the sorority sluts are why I finally sprang for a new gym membership.Quote
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I am into bodybuilding so women's gyms just do not cut it for me because they do not have enough weights. Gym duhs are fucking terrible. Especially the "skinny-fat" ones who think they are all macho because they can bench 101.
Re: The Adventures of Mistress Rotwang: Toadlers at the Fucking Gym August 02, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,441 |
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I hope my incessant farting scared them off. My body unfortunately wants to work out at exactly 4 pm. Any earlier or later I do not feel like I get results.
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I hate morning workouts. Even when I was a swimmer I hated working out before lunch.
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Somehow I think underwater lifting would not be too effective. How could I grunt and growl wearing a scuba mask?
I just pictured this, and it made my day.
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Somehow I think underwater lifting would not be too effective. How could I grunt and growl wearing a scuba mask?
I just pictured this, and it made my day.
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Now I am imagining a whole swimming pool of people in scuba gear trying to do bench presses underwater. Sometimes an overactive imagination is a bad thing.
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I thought most of gyms don't allow brat under the age of 13 or so? Sheesh, the amount of parents entitlement never fail to amaze me!Quote
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Somehow I think underwater lifting would not be too effective. How could I grunt and growl wearing a scuba mask?
I just pictured this, and it made my day.
larious
Now I am imagining a whole swimming pool of people in scuba gear trying to do bench presses underwater. Sometimes an overactive imagination is a bad thing.
instead of growling, you can BLUBLUBLUBLUB..But I suppose there is a little handicap from the buoyant force larious
let the brats stay underwater, instead of you trying to bench press under water.
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I thought most of gyms don't allow brat under the age of 13 or so? Sheesh, the amount of parents entitlement never fail to amaze me!Quote
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Somehow I think underwater lifting would not be too effective. How could I grunt and growl wearing a scuba mask?
I just pictured this, and it made my day.
larious
Now I am imagining a whole swimming pool of people in scuba gear trying to do bench presses underwater. Sometimes an overactive imagination is a bad thing.
instead of growling, you can BLUBLUBLUBLUB..But I suppose there is a little handicap from the buoyant force larious
let the brats stay underwater, instead of you trying to bench press under water.
But pretending I am a fish doesn't work. I need to Neanderthal out or else I get antsy.
Also, then everyone will know how much I fart when I work out. Hello random streams of bubbles!
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But pretending I am a fish doesn't work. I need to Neanderthal out or else I get antsy.
Also, then everyone will know how much I fart when I work out. Hello random streams of bubbles!
I wonder if that's what the song "Forever Blowing Bubbles" is about!
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