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drake
I seriously doubt that guy would be able to "perform" with a gun pointed at him the entire time.
I wonder if her friend was desparate to get inpig and they decided to just grab a sperm donor off the street?
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kman
Reminds me of an old, old ethnic joke (ethnicity left out, not really relevant to the joke):
A tourist is driving through a rural part of Europe when bandits in the road holding a gun force him to stop. He gets out of the car.
The lead bandit says, pointing the gun at the tourist, "Now jack off."
The tourist freezes, but the bandit is serious. Okay, this could be worse, the tourist reasons, so he does as the bandit asks.
Then the bandit says, "Now jack off again."
The tourist is astounded, but after a long time and some difficulty succeeds.
But then the bandit says, "Now jack off again."
The tourist tries to protest, but the bandit still has a gun pointed at his head, so after quite some time he manages to jack off a third time. He's exhausted.
Then the bandit says, "Now you drive my sister into town."
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