"Hot Mom"

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/hot-mom-defends-herself-against-facebook-haters-192149769.html

I have to admire this one for seriously working out. She takes the kids to the park and exercises instead of yapping on a cell phone on a park bench as Bratley swings on the monkey bars. She posted herself on facebook and the moos who DO NOT have the gumption to do anything for themselves are screaming that she is showing off and putting down the overweight moomies. Got to admire someone who does whatever they can to improve themselves

She's making the last smelly moos look bad and I give her credit for that but the phrase "hot mom" is making me lose my appetite for dinner.

Funny how that works. Sometimes moos put each other on a pedestal, other times they are at each other's throats.

Moos just pretend to have a "sisterhood". In reality they would backstab each other in no time. They are jealous, possessive and competitive crowd that hate everything and everyone. Their Fakebook comments prove it.

OK, why did this just pop into my head?



The whole thing just made me think of Bill the Preservert and Viagra Dole.

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She's making the last smelly moos look bad and I give her credit for that but the phrase "hot mom" is making me lose my appetite for dinner.

Rubbin' noses in dirt this one is.

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She doesn't have anywhere near enough muscle for me to find her in any way attractive. And she does not have fucking washboard abs. She looks like a fucking before picture on any of the bodybuilding sites that I frequent. Ew...

And even if she works out she still has a battlefield instead of labia.

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She doesn't have anywhere near enough muscle for me to find her in any way attractive. And she does not have fucking washboard abs.

And thus was everyone's plan to flirt with Rotwang during the great CF meetup shot down. I've always hated ab exercises. There's just no way to make them fun.

The Walmart shopper Moos are pissed that she doesn't weigh 250 lbs, so she's BAAAADDDD!

She looks a 1000% better than the moos out here in the 'burbs.

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Yeah the stroller derby shreds anyone, mother or not, who looks better than them. We are all well aware of this, so this actually comes as no surprise to me.

I ran with a marathon training group and one of the women was pregnant. She ran a full marathon at around 4 hours while nearly six months pregnant.

For most women who choose to spawn, there are simply no excuses for "eating for two" and "I can't work out". Women like the ones above (and the CF) remind them of this daily.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

The woman is a pageant winner and fitness competitor and is naturally attractive. Most women could not look like her no matter what they do, moo or not. She is marketing herself, so moos should not be comparing themselves to her, she was into fitness before and has been doing this for a while. She is also bulimic.

She should not be taunting other moos with "what's your excuse", that's a bit rude. Someone more average who gets in shape after sluicing would be a better motivator for fat moos than an OCD beauty queen showing off and teasing them. But moos should figure this out and let it go, and not give her the attention she is looking for. Of course that would require maturity and logic, things foreign to modern cows.

I came over here to post about this too. I kind of love it. Yeah, so she is taunting other mooos a bit, but they deserve it. She is above average in terms of fitness, but that's because she's seriously into working out as a lifestyle.

She wakes up at 6am and works out 5-6 times a week, plus she watches no TV. The average moo whines "it's too haaaaard"... and they end up overweight, unhappy and their sex life suffers.

Most people can and should take care of themselves better, to preserve their marriages and health, and I love that she's shown that "It's tooo haaaaard," isn't a valid excuse. Make working out a priority and you can do it. Some gyms even have child care...

I love how the other cows are jealous of her. larious Normally I'd find her to be good looking, but since she's surrounded by kydz, I want to puke. Germs, snot, and shit are not cute.

I saw a SlimFast commercial on youtube in which one stroller-pushing moo tells another that she's drinking SlimFast so she can be the "hottest M*I*L*F in this area code." I was rather taken aback that such a mainstream company would use that nasty term.

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mmm she looks hot to me! too bad she's surrounded by hideous children!

Same. Scrolling down I thought, "Not bad!"

...then I scrolled down further, saw the derpy kyds and was reminded of the Canyon Cooter^TM she's no doubt sporting.

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I saw a SlimFast commercial on youtube in which one stroller-pushing moo tells another that she's drinking SlimFast so she can be the "hottest M*I*L*F in this area code." I was rather taken aback that such a mainstream company would use that nasty term.

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Whoa she's attractive! Like Snark said, too bad there's those kyds around her. Hahaha the jealousy of those fat cows is hilarious! At least she wasn't sitting on her ass all day like them!
You know what they say - misery loves company! ...Am I using that phrase right?

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She doesn't have anywhere near enough muscle for me to find her in any way attractive. And she does not have fucking washboard abs.

And thus was everyone's plan to flirt with Rotwang during the great CF meetup shot down. I've always hated ab exercises. There's just no way to make them fun.

I'm sorry. I like my women with muscles, and my guys very dweeby. I am a strange human being...

Although CFdom and personality come before physique. Physique can be changed in a few years with the right workout plans.

Hell, I don't have enough muscle on me yet to find myself attractive. Only my legs look good...

Everything between mooos is just another pissing contest. While I commend this woman for keeping up her looks and body, I find it somewhat immature that she's rubbing other mooos' noses in it.

I find it equally immature that they are reacting to her pic the way that they are.

PMYABP eh? Then why do they all behave like a bunch of schoolyard bullies? eyes2

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mmm she looks hot to me! too bad she's surrounded by hideous children!

Same. Scrolling down I thought, "Not bad!"

...then I scrolled down further, saw the derpy kyds and was reminded of the Canyon Cooter^TM she's no doubt sporting.

And all the kegels in the world won't fix that up, no matter what good results she has on the rest of her body.

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Only my legs look good...

DO they, now? :emoheart

Of course they do. Even thought I traveled and lost some of the pump on my calves so they are not as defined as I would like them.

I have legs that look like superheroine legs in comics. I have no clue how my leg muscles curve so much and how tiny my knees and ankles are and still be able to walk.

My arms are an undefined hot mess, and my back is even worse. It drives me apeshit!

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Only my legs look good...

DO they, now? :emoheart

Of course they do. Even thought I traveled and lost some of the pump on my calves so they are not as defined as I would like them.

I have legs that look like superheroine legs in comics. I have no clue how my leg muscles curve so much and how tiny my knees and ankles are and still be able to walk.

My arms are an undefined hot mess, and my back is even worse. It drives me apeshit!

I think for many women, legs are the easiest. I've always had an easy time building mass and toning my legs, but the rest of my muscles are unresponsive.

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Everything between mooos is just another pissing contest. While I commend this woman for keeping up her looks and body, I find it somewhat immature that she's rubbing other mooos' noses in it.

I find it equally immature that they are reacting to her pic the way that they are.

PMYABP eh? Then why do they all behave like a bunch of schoolyard bullies? eyes2

I think the same thing. First off, she is Asian, who are generally lucky in the genetic body lotto. She is a beauty queen, and let's face it, fat kids are not allowed to play. Once again genetic body lotto on her side. Finally she is eating disordered and while I recognize this is a real illness, in her case it was probably for attention because she wanted to be a double zero instead of just a zero. Plus canyon cooter far trumps body fat for the ewww factor.

I think back to the pregnant marathoner. She never rubbed it in anyone's face. She just went on her runs and kicked ass doing it. She wasn't getting snide and smug about it.

But the women who are all whiny because she looks this way are just as bad. There is nothing stopping them from stepping away from the donuts and getting out for a nice jog around the block.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."