Duhd Camp: Happy Chooch Day January 06, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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Love letter to Chooch
Char Char, Choochie, Charleau, Charles Phillip Arthur George, The Chooch, Charlie,
Happy Birthday.
I just read back to last year’s birthday letter and all of that is still true, my friend. You are a crazy monkey. You are the aggressor. You don’t let your stature stop you
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Whine and cheese
You started school this year, Charlie, and it has been just a year. You weren’t allowed into preschool until you turned 3 and since January you’ve been a fan of heading to school.
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Buzz the hypocrite
This morning you woke up to a table filled with a Lightning McQueen pit crew outfit, some LEGO, and a Batman cave. You dove in full tilt.
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Damn it, STOP growing!
You want to grow up so badly, Charlie. Having an older brother means you tag along with him and his friends on play dates and are always trying to do what Zacharie does. Slow down, buddy, you have a lot of time ahead of you.
Re: Duhd Camp: Happy Chooch Day January 08, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 538 |
Re: Duhd Camp: Happy Chooch Day January 09, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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“Translation: Just because Zachariee turned out to be a shitty Calgary kid, doesn't mean you have to follow the same path. You still have a chance for Favored Son...just don't grow up, damn it! Stay Duhdy's little boy forever....â€
You know what would be great? If Charlie became another one of those lowly Calgary kids. Then Duhddy would have no more mini me. He’d be all depressed and whiny and we’d have more to laugh at.
He really is pathetic. His entire identity is wrapped around his kids, and once they start gaining some independence, oh nos! Whatever will he do?