#1969 - Britney 'n KFed

She had another baby because everybody knows babies will save a marriag_ oh wait. Never mind!

Moo!

I heard it was an "accident," coming so soon after the first one. She's such an idiot...I can't help but bask in the glorious schadenfreude.

What a stupid slag! Supposedly, she was having problems with K-Fed BEFORE she got knocked up with this new loaf. I don't know what planet she comes from, but when I was having problems in my first marriage, the LAST thing I wanted to do was fuck him. He was a wannabreed, anyway, and no doubt he would have tried to oops ME!

CF VTer is probably right...maybe she went ahead and had a new loaf to try to save the marriage.

No doubt that old K-Fed is gonna be dipping his wick elsewhere and making even more loaves. How many does he have now...four, five? I'm sure that there is no shortage of trashy slags who'd actually want his sorry ass, if only to get a cut of the divorce settlement from Shitney.

Who didn't see this one coming?

I'm kinda bummed, actually. I enjoyed the trainwrecky goodness of it all. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll be some good divorce gossip.

I think K-Fed will fight for custody of the loaves, just so he can get brat support from Slutney. But how long would that last? Does Slutney even have a *career* any more? Has she even put out a new CD lately?

I don't know, because I don't think she can sing worth a shit, and avoid radio stations that would play her so-called *music*.

HA! HA!! HAA!!!!
Beautiful, beautiful shoddenfreude (sp?).

I hope both of them dissappear for several years after the divorce. I hope I don't have to hear another thing until 2017 when I get to read about their porn careers, drug problems, and petty crimes.

The New York Post's headline called him "FedEx". Too funny.

I can't wait until we hear about her filing for bankruptcy and getting an apartment in the same housing project as Hammer. Ha ha ha!!!!

And the ending of this legal, heterosexual marriage is helping to maintain the "sanctity of marriage" how? And same sex people can't get married why?

Bitter? I hardly knew 'er.

The short answer is, because she's a Breeder.

Breeders don't need trivialities like enough money or a stable marriage before they mindlessly pump them out.

Have you ever witnessed a too-young woman marrying a loser, mindlessly pumping them out, then leaving said loser amid cries of what an abusive bastard he is? Happens every day in 'merica. The only difference is that Brittany has money (at least she did) and she waited to do it at age 23, rather than age 17 or 18.

Woe to the observer who asks whether it's a good idea to keep cranking out baybees in a situation like this or perhaps suggesting that having this many keedz was a poor idea. You get the anger. "But, but but she luuuuuves her keeedz. Those keeedz are the only good thing that came out of the marriage..."

Those keedz usually turn out to be fucked up six ways from Sunday due to all the parental fighting. Most of them end up breeding young to make up for their terrible childhoods and the cycle continues.

Britney is just an extremely stupid young woman who threw her life away to have baybees. She decided she wanted baybees and she grabbed the closest man around, even though he was still in a relationship with another woman and he had fathered two other kids.

Bed. Made. Lie

Brittany spears career is about to take off again - I just have that feeling...She should have stuck to singing rather than having children but thats what she wanted... For some women the urge is overwhelming ( something I will never understand) but thats why we are all different and unique

At 24 she has the world at her feet and I have a feeling we will be hearing alot more from her.

Actually, I read some gossip rag a while back where a friend of Britney's was quoted saying something like, even if she knew she might not stay married to Kevin, she wanted to have another baby with him right away so her son would have a "full" sibling. That's some good reasoning, there. What a twit.

Guest Wrote:
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> Actually, I read some gossip rag a while back
> where a friend of Britney's was quoted saying
> something like, even if she knew she might not
> stay married to Kevin, she wanted to have another
> baby with him right away so her son would have a
> "full" sibling. That's some good reasoning,
> there. What a twit.

Of course! Because there's always a $100 guarantee that ALL "full siblings" will love each other and be best friends. (yeah, right...)

I am tired of the family values crowd screaming against homosexuality and of some gays wanting to legalize their unions while something like Twitney can get an annulment after marrying a former friend and the divorce Husband #2 -- all in less than three years. On jobs where gays can have their partners on their medical benefits, there is a waiting period to prove the relationship is valid. Yet, a person can leave a spouse and then remarry the day after the divorce is final and add the new husband/wife to the medical benefits.

DHP, don't you know gay marriage threatens traditional marriage?

Sure. Ever since Vermont legalized civil unions, I've been sick of my wife and eyeballing hot men.

Yeah. That's what I've been doing.


dragon-holding-pearl Wrote:
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> I am tired of the family values crowd screaming
> against homosexuality and of some gays wanting to
> legalize their unions while something like Twitney
> can get an annulment after marrying a former
> friend and the divorce Husband #2 -- all in less
> than three years. On jobs where gays can have
> their partners on their medical benefits, there is
> a waiting period to prove the relationship is
> valid. Yet, a person can leave a spouse and then
> remarry the day after the divorce is final and add
> the new husband/wife to the medical benefits.

What cracks me up about the whole mess, is that it was a question of "when" not "if" they would divorce. I was amazed they stuck it out for two whole years, let alone two whole days.

Some news stations are treating this as a major news event. I don't see it. It's just a slut and a pimp going their separate ways.

"Entertainment Weekly's" latest issue had a funny article on how Twitney could get her life back on track. The first suggestion was "Lose the gum." I would add, "Get injected with Norplant so you won't shit out any more kids for at least 50 years." But it's just that white trash mentality. If you're fertile, prove it!!!!

I hope Twitney fades into oblivion. There are better people to focus on, not some intellectually challenged assholes.

"even if she knew she might not stay married to Kevin, she wanted to have another baby with him right away so her son would have a "full" sibling."

This happened with a co-worker of mine. She was seeing a married guy who kept saying he was going to get a divorce. I think she thought he would marry her when that happened, but he didn't. She even tried to pressure him into marrying her by oopsing him. Then, two years later, she oopsed him again.

She also said something about wanting kids to have the same daddy and being close together in age. Of course, after the second was born and had to go to daycare so she could go back to work the whining began. It's so exensive, he won't give me any more money. I can't say much more for him either tho, why would you continue to fuck someone who did that to you once??

A lot of the "other women" do try to oops their married lovers. Often, the men do not leave their wives. The wives will deal with the "other children" because these women do not want to lose their meal ticket even though some of it is going to the mistresses. I also do not have any pity for the guy to continue to have sex with a woman who did this once to him. Too bad for him!

Well, looks like I predicted correctly...K-Fed is indeed demanding custody of both brats, and spousal support. We all know damned well that the only reason he wants those kids is so that he can hang onto what's left of Slutney's bank account.

And now the latest is that K-Fed supposedly has a sex tape that he and the Slut made on their honeymoon, and has threatened to sell it if she won't give in to his demands.

I feel sorry for the kids. They didn't ask to be born to a pair of losers like them.

For those of you who recall the immortal Turtle's "Brats!" board with very fond memories, you might remember a poster named the "17 year old kid". He used to call her "Titney Spheres". I fondly remember that nickname coined by that poster, and I still use it whenever I see the has-been.

catmommy9 Wrote:
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> Well, looks like I predicted correctly...K-Fed is
> indeed demanding custody of both brats, and
> spousal support. We all know damned well that the
> only reason he wants those kids is so that he can
> hang onto what's left of Slutney's bank account.
>
> And now the latest is that K-Fed supposedly has a
> sex tape that he and the Slut made on their
> honeymoon, and has threatened to sell it if she
> won't give in to his demands.
> I feel sorry for the kids. They didn't ask to be
> born to a pair of losers like them.

Most fathers only demand custody in the event of divorce so they can avoid paying child support...or in Fed-Ex's case, he wants access to his soon-to-be ex's bank account since he was really a nothing before marrying this woman. The sex tape is proof of how a woman should never agree to doing such a thing regardless if she is married to the man and how much she thinks she loves him. A lot of these guys love to turn those tapes over to embarrass the woman when they are done with her. "Love" does not even enter into some men's brains as they sees a woman as a nobody after the relationship has ended. Some fellows will be honourable but too many aren't...

I am sick of seeing Britney's milk-bloated tits on display as of recent. She doesn't look good as the tabloids are saying. She looks like a pudgy, bloated, prematurely-aged mother of 2 brats. ::huddder:::

Put those udders back into your top Britney - no one wants to see them!

I thought blackmail was illegal. I guess not for celebrities.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

This whole thing gave me such a chuckle. It was great to watch Slutney transform herself from an innocent teen, to pop tartlet, to breeder white trash, and now to join the ranks of a childed divorcee.

Her life alone was more entertainment than her music ever hoped to be.

Just for spite, I hope K-Fed gets the kids because I'm not so sure of the "quality" upbringing they'd have with her. They're both parasites.

I can't believe this stupid trashy bitch is not even 25 yet and has already had 2 kids and 2 failed marriages.