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Noooooo! They really do that ?? Nasty moos.Quote
Lightly pat the diaper to gauge whether it’s heavy or full, or gently pull at the waistband and take a peek inside to ensure that your baby is clean and dry. Eeeewwwww. I suppose those methods are better than the one I have seen where the Moos lift the loaf's ass up face level and sniff it.
I'm a bit worried about this one. It only says not to leave loaves on changing tables & surfaces; how much you want to bet some moo will leave one on a counter, dresser, closest shelf and then low "but it wasn't a changing surface, yo didn't say not to leave it other places."Quote
DON’T ever leave your baby unattended on a changing table or any other changing surface that’s not the floor. You never know when your newborn will roll for the first time. It's a damn shame they have to be told this
This is moos we are talking about. I see them powdering loaf like you season a steak. Doesn't help that loaves are red and emit nasty fluids at both ends so I can easily imagine a moo shaking powder right into a loaf's piehole.Quote
DON’T use baby powder, which isn’t necessary and can be dangerous if your baby inhales it. Instead, apply diaper ointment or petroleum jelly. What? HOW is the loaf going to inhale it unless they hold it up above it's body and shake it about willy nilly?
Re: "11 Diaper Changing Dos and Don'ts":rolleyes2 July 12, 2014 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,441 |
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You know, I've never changed a loaf's diaper, and I'm in my 40's. Do you think that's some kind of record for a woman? I'd be the clueless ditzy character in a romantic comedy, holding a wet loaf in one hand and scrolling down the Pampers instructional site with the other.
Oh wait - I'd never let myself get in that situation. Ever.