20 Signs of Being a Cruncheh-Cunt-MooMoo :rolleyes2 July 08, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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1. You have a chicken coop in your backyard, and you're not a farmer.
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2. You love a good chicken pox party.
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3. Scoring raw milk is your idea of a thrill.
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4. You and your husband haven't slept alone in your bed since your first child was born.
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5. Your children indicate their need to nurse ... in full sentences.
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6. You use terms like EBF and assume everyone knows what you mean.
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7. You coordinate your wardrobe around wraps, slings, and other baby-wearing devices.
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8. Your kids whip out kale chips at playgroup while the other kids eat Oreos.
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9. Their diets are gluten-free AND Paleo.
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10. You know some really good placenta recipes.
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11. You not only use cloth diapers, you make them (and wash them) yourself.
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12. The only school for your kids is homeschool.
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13. You use "family cloth" instead of toilet paper.
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14. You drive a Prius (and almost never look longingly at minivans).
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15. You have a composter, and you use it.
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16. Your children aren't vaccinated and never will be.
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17. There's pretty much nothing you can't make yourself from bug spray to cleaning supplies to granola (of course).
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18. You believe coconut oil and breast milk can cure pretty much anything.
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19. You use a menstrual cup.
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20. You talk about transitioning your children into their own bed ... about the time they're ready to go to college.
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I didn't either. As that old saying goes, "You learn something new every day." ongue2Quote
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This forum always teach me new things.
I did not know that such a thins as "family cloth existed". Thank you, Popcorn, to have shown me that idiocy truly knows no bound.
I pity this woman's offsprings. I truly do.
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t.
This forum always teach me new things.
I did not know that such a thins as "family cloth existed". Thank you, Popcorn, to have shown me that idiocy truly knows no bound.
I pity this woman's offsprings. I truly do.
Re: 20 Signs of Being a Cruncheh-Cunt-MooMoo :rolleyes2 July 09, 2014 | Registered: 10 years ago Posts: 201 |
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juniper jupiter
I've tried the menstrual cup thing a long time ago...that shit was a hot mess with jelly.
Never again (and I was trying to save a few bucks in the long run...I hate spending money on tampons and shit)...
And raw milk...unless you have a particular food allergy (like my father-in-law)...why would you drink RAW? Are you TRYING to get diseases? :headbrick
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Maybe it's because it's such a "family friendly" thing to do? I 'm losing it here...lariousQuote
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Here's another thing that creeps me out. Why is the family cloth called "FAMILY CLOTH"? Why not like "toilet cloth" or "wipe cloth" or, if the purpose is to be eco-friendly, something like "earth cloth"? Why stick the word "family" into something that's about wiping your ass...like do these people wipe each other's asses or something? Wtf...
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Yay! I consider it something to be proud of that this was me, at least 2/3 of it, after my divorce. Leaving my ex and the mainstream ideologies of his mother allowed my son to conquer his autism, my daughters ADHD to be diminished, and my youngest to be brought up from birth the way I saw fit.
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How about adding EC (elimination communication) and baby led weaning? And using homeopathic medicine? And yes- natural unmedicated birth!
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I'm not a crunchy mama by any means, except for co sleeping. I do plan to EBF, as long as my son is willing. I am more of an attached parent. My son is glued to my hip, and most times I prefer it that way. I think I may have some form of separation anxiety. My oldest is 12 and I still hate saying goodbye every morning. Especially with all the craziness that happens in the world. I can't help my want and need my babies close.
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popcornculturejunkie
And the peanut gallery weighs in (some of these are either plain gross, plain out there, or both):
I'm not a crunchy mama by any means, except for co sleeping. I do plan to EBF, as long as my son is willing. I am more of an attached parent. My son is glued to my hip, and most times I prefer it that way. I think I may have some form of separation anxiety. My oldest is 12 and I still hate saying goodbye every morning. Especially with all the craziness that happens in the world. I can't help my want and need my babies close.
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juniper jupiter
I've tried the menstrual cup thing a long time ago...that shit was a hot mess with jelly.
Never again (and I was trying to save a few bucks in the long run...I hate spending money on tampons and shit)...
And raw milk...unless you have a particular food allergy (like my father-in-law)...why would you drink RAW? Are you TRYING to get diseases? :headbrick
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