And here is the douche canoe manifesto right here:
http://www.thesportsfanjournal.com/sports/et-cetera/take-time-learn-hate-hatred-necessary-sports-fan/
If you can justify hate of a team it's a short jump to justifying hate of a group, race, or people with different opinions like hating the CF.
Notice in the comments all the duhs going to teach their children to hate. Teach them to hate a team, then teach them to hate the fans then wait for the
Bryan Stows to happen.
Take The Time To Learn To Hate: Hatred Is Necessary For The Sports Fan
Et cetera, Trible To Your Bass — By M. Trible on October 16, 2013 at 10:12 am
picture of soccer kid flipping the middle finger
The mere mention of the team name makes your blood boil. Your muscles tense up with ferocious anger. A venomous villain is around, and you’d give anything to watch it suffer and fall. It’s normal to have these feelings over a 60-minute, four-quarter or nine-inning game. It’s simply about the guys on the other sideline and in the other dugout, those scabby, filthy cheaters.
There are two fundamental principles of fanhood. You root for your team no matter the circumstance. Secondly — and just as important — you cheer as hard for the team playing those you dislike. The enemy of my enemy is my best friend. No matter the additional created tenets, they are distantly behind these two absolutes.
At some point in life, you’ve heard someone remark something along the lines of, “Hate is such a strong word.†If a stronger word existed, sports fans would use it. No exception to our second rule can exist — unless during intra-divisional games. A wavering soul who steps outside the laws forfeits fanhood. As with religion, movie plots and international affairs, there must be an enemy in the darkness to make our side feel that much brighter.
We live in a world full of irrational hate. The daily routine of some of our fellow Facebookers and Tweeters shows us how a mind can end up a pretzel. Irrationality seems to reign supreme. We hate traffic lights, rainy weather and strict attendance rules at work. These things are necessary, yet many of us can’t grasp their importance. Hate is real, and it’s out there for these small and understandable causes.
It’s worth hoping that sports fans keep their hatred directed at the foe, but that’s impossible. Believe it or not, fans are just people. As crazy as they may seem, at least they have an outlet to release some of their anger. Hating can be a healthy activity. Venting the negativity within can free your soul, if only for a short time.
A baby born in Chicago last week doesn’t know it yet, but he hates the Green Bay Packers. It will be taught to him if through nothing else than observance. That kid will grow to despise yellow and green. It’s the never-ending circle of fan life. When the Bears beat the Packers, he won’t thank his pop and brothers, but he should. The thrust of his fist in the air when the fourth-down stop on the goal line is made will make him feel alive again. It will bring him through lost relationships, failed papers and terrible jobs. For a moment, he will escape this cold world enough to let his disdain fuel a passionate high.
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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”