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22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot

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I was on Entertainment Tonight's Facebook page when I came across this page; it's a 22-year-old girl with three kids (that's right) that's an exotic dancer with hopes of becoming a singer/songwriter and fashion designer.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Brittany-Threlkeld/294628453978899

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Brittany grew up in Sacramento, California. By 18 she left home and moved to Arkansas where she lived for 4 years with her boyfriend at the time. Now married to him for 5 years with 3 children she goes on to pursue her dreams of becoming a singer and fashion designer. Speaking out to other moms that want to pursue their dreams saying "Let nothing be a road block, anything is possible if you stick to it." In 2008 she signed a contract with Ejji Studios and modeled for them until becoming pregnant with her first child naming her Allisyn (now 3). During that time she had a wide "fan" base on a well known website called 'Stickam' where she claimed her own reality show on it that reached 2,000 views per day. After a leaked sex tape of her and her husband landed on 'Sticky drama' and many other porn sites she drew away from publicity for awhile. Later on in 2010 she came across Moofaces Productions and contacted Brandon Jay about pursuing a career in music. She attended a few celebrity red carpet events one of them for the Haiti relief. After a briefing with her publicist he told her she would have to move out to California if she wanted to continue her career. She then went back to Arkansas where she later gave birth to Zackary (now 2) and recently in 2012 Lylliana (now 9 months). In 2010 she also started dancing at a local club in Memphis and then in Little Rock to support her children and pay the bills. The controversy among her choice has led to the loss of support of her parents. She states that "There are other personal issues within my family that led to where I am now in my life but I do have support with my grandparents who I love so much and my brother. I am a strong person and thankful for so much in my life." In 2012 with a lot of given thought she has recently moved her family back to California to continue to pursue a career in the music and fashion industry. She also says she would love to pose for Playboy and has already sent in photos to Hustler saying ("so we'll see how that goes.") Today She is a renown style icon in the making dubbing her chic style as "glitter-glamorous" and "super-sexified!" Stating that "I know what I want out of life and I am desperately working hard to make them happen. Anything is possible and I encourage everyone to pursue their passions in life no matter what road blocks may arise."

Let me count the ways in which she's a moo:

1. Thinks she's still hot even though she shit out three kids in three years.
2. Had her first child before her 20th birthday.
3. Thinks she can follow her hopes and dreams despite having three young kids.
4. You-neek spelling of her kids names (at least her daughters' names).
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
October 31, 2012
She looks like she should be working as a waitress at a truckstop in Arkansas. Real classy makeup.

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I miss my little feather baby.
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
October 31, 2012
The math is awkward. She has been married to her partner for 5 years, and before that she lived with him for 4 years. Thus they've been living together at least 9 years, starting from when she was 18 when she moved to Arkansas.

You'd think she could get her story straight if she's going to claim to be 22 when she can't possibly be less than 27 from the information given above.

Nice of her to offer us all such useful advice, too:

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Happy Halloween B!tches be safe...use a rubber to avoid any ducklings haha.

I'm pretty sure one of the two of us has already figured that out, and it isn't her.
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
October 31, 2012
She looks like she's 50.
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October 31, 2012
Yurble- you are totally right about the math not adding up to her being 22. Who the fuck does she think she is fooling? Even if she is 27, she looks like she's 50, just like Zzelda said.

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I miss my little feather baby.
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
October 31, 2012
Yeah, math doesn't add up. I'm not sure if it was a typo or if she's actually lying about her age. Either way, who is she kidding? There's just so much fail in this I don't know where to begin.
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October 31, 2012
I re-read the second and third sentences three times to make sure I wasn't mistaken. That timeline doesn't work. At all. Either they have a horrible editor or she doesn't even have a plausible story for herself. And one would think the writers of the article would call her back and say "There are some things in your article we need to straighten out..."

Personally, I don't care if she's working as a stripper. If people want to pay to look at someone, that's their money to burn. I personally know someone who put herself through grad school by stripping. BUT...that kind of work eats away at your soul if you're not careful/stay at it too long/aren't safe.

She may be able to get by on stripping and photo shoots now...but time comes calling for all of us in the end. The fact that she's had three kids will shorten the time she can spend doing this work, too. Gravity is harder on those who've given birth.
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October 31, 2012
She could always be a drug mule. You could probably cram 20 pounds of coke in that cavernous vadge.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny
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October 31, 2012
Pft, if that's 22, it's a pretty rough-looking 22.

Every time I see chicks like her, THIS is what I am reminded of:

At least she has a job.

Meanwhile, here's a moo who's on her third child and she's a 19-year-old SHAM. Duh of at least one of her shitlings is an illegal alien and out on bail, of course.
http://www.facebook.com/teamoclemente

Bitch is straight up TRASH. She's now looking for, what else, a pit bull.

Here's an example of her brilliant writing skills.
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=295193553916077&id=282934578475308

the world 'fail' on flamesthe world 'fail' on flamesthe world 'fail' on flames

Someone posted a study to fertility being inversely linked to intelligence. I hereby submit the above moo as exhibit A.
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October 31, 2012
MOOFACE productions!!!!! hysterical laughterz

It's your hell; you rot in it!
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November 01, 2012
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Salty Camel: "U aint all that skinny ur dang self! U look like a dog chewed u up and spit u back out so before talkin bull go take a look in your bathroom mirror and grow up too!"

says the southern-fried text-speaking duck-lipped gasoline-huffing trailer trash with three fucking kids at 19. Maybe you wouldn't be as fat as you are if you stopped popping them out like a fucking pez dispenser, you ignorant hillbilly broodsow.

waving hellolarious
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
November 01, 2012
Anybody else secretly hoping for a super virus to wipe this trash from the planet? Gaud, three kids at 19?
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November 01, 2012
Pez dispenser???? hahahahahah! I was putting an almond in my mouth when I read that and it almost went flying out like bullet!
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November 01, 2012
Jeebus, I could imagine anyone having that many kids so young. What a tardo.

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
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November 01, 2012
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catharsist
Jeebus, I could imagine anyone having that many kids so young..

Neither could I. I didn't necessarily know exactly where I was headed all the time...no one does at that age, and that's okay. That's the time in life for making mistakes and dealing with them...but not pooch-screwingly dumb mistakes, like breeding. Good god, your brain doesn't finish developing fully until your mid-twenties!
That's one way to hide the bags under your eyes... A thick layer of glitter!
Yeah, 50 going on 13. Bleh.
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November 01, 2012
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crazycatlady
Pez dispenser???? hahahahahah! I was putting an almond in my mouth when I read that and it almost went flying out like bullet!

I'm glad you guys enjoyed grinning smiley
Re: 22-Year-Old Moo of Three on Facebook Who Thinks She's Still Hot
November 01, 2012
Some mistakes of youth can be corrected, but there's some fuckups that can irreversibly veer your life off-course:

- Getting a giant tattoo on your face
- Racking up DUI's
- Breeding

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny
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November 01, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan
Some mistakes of youth can be corrected, but there's some fuckups that can irreversibly veer your life off-course:

- Getting a giant tattoo on your face
- Racking up DUI's
- Breeding

And some people are overachievers and do all three!

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I miss my little feather baby.
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catharsist
Jeebus, I could imagine anyone having that many kids so young..

Believe it. At least a couple females in my highschool were on their second unwanted kid.

If I were their father, the minute they'd recovered from birthing the first and Junior had been shipped off to a closed adoption, daughter would get a choice: reversible snippage, or getting hauled down to the doctor for some kind of implantable birth control.

Even the best PNB's can get fooled or outsmarted because Bratlina literally has all day and part of the night to think of how to get laid with her hormone-addled pimple factory of a boyfriend. But letting it happen again?
my wifes niece has had 4 kids before she was 22...
the sperm donor is very abusive but she stays with him. moving to colorado from mich then back to michigan then to colorado again.
im glad they are in colorado so when we visit michigan they are not there.
its not a pretty site at all..
the kids have taken up the parents abuse to each other and act out in thier own way.
the sad thing is they dont or wont use protection.
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reaperess
MOOFACE productions!!!!! hysterical laughterz

Indeed, that is unless one is the neighbor dealing with screech monkeys at six AM, tromping through your flowerbeds playing soccer as the bitch chats on the phone to the sounds of Jerry Springer.

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reaperess
MOOFACE productions!!!!! hysterical laughterz

Indeed, that is unless one is the neighbor dealing with screech monkeys at six AM, tromping through your flowerbeds playing soccer as the bitch chats on the phone to the sounds of Jerry Springer.

Wait wait wait... I am that neighbor whose chillin yell out the window... srsly, they have plywood over their busted out storm window the lovely monkeys broke three months ago; PLUS I had posted on a different forum about the welfare mama across the street on her sail foam yelling and shrieking; I literally yelled :"If I wanted to see Springer I would have bought tickets!!" Shut her ass up. Still dealing with welfare monkey-chile next door. Hope to move very soon!
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October 11, 2014
How is she going to be a singer/songwriter and a fashion designer if she does not have the wherewithal to pop a pill?
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October 11, 2014
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drake
Yurble- you are totally right about the math not adding up to her being 22. Who the fuck does she think she is fooling? Even if she is 27, she looks like she's 50, just like Zzelda said.

It's the tanning. angry smiley White people who tan look terrible because sun damage accelerates aging. Dark skin is beautiful if it's natural i.e. genetics and ethnic group. 16 going on 50.
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