Lame Ass Moo Curriculum Vitae
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Lame Ass Moo Curriculum Vitae December 23, 2014 |
I stumbled across this link to a dreadful site called Cool Mom Tech. 
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I found it because of GOMI. Douche's dumped husband has apparently moved to NYC to be with the Editor and Chief of this site. I have no particular opinion about that--I think Douche is a narcissistic nut job and I have no love lost for her after she did her ridiculous "CF" podcast, which consisted of not one CF person, rather entitled Moomies grumbling about the CF.
Speaking of ridiculous, I am struck by the asininity of these wombens' resumes and their bullshit titles, when they are probably doing very little. Take for example the "Senior Associate Editor;"
Did she really write "endured" when she was talking about her professional experience?
How completely unprofessional of her. And the poor widdle thing had to work for over twelve years? :Violin Presumably she only endured the torture of working outside the home until she could find the appropriate Wallet.
The pronouns confuse me. "our" kids' submissions? I think she must mean "her kids' submissions." Nice proofreading, Editor. Perhaps she doesn't have time to proofread her own stuff because she's homeschooling her brats while they have impromptu disco dancing parties.
How can anyone take these broads seriously?
I can't stop copying because it's all so bad:
Wow, 25 working mawms to follow on Twatter....that's some kind of accomplishment.
eyes2I found it because of GOMI. Douche's dumped husband has apparently moved to NYC to be with the Editor and Chief of this site. I have no particular opinion about that--I think Douche is a narcissistic nut job and I have no love lost for her after she did her ridiculous "CF" podcast, which consisted of not one CF person, rather entitled Moomies grumbling about the CF.
Speaking of ridiculous, I am struck by the asininity of these wombens' resumes and their bullshit titles, when they are probably doing very little. Take for example the "Senior Associate Editor;"
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Senior Associate Editor XXXX endured more than a dozen years in marketing and now spends her time outside Boston with three children who love sushi and impromptu disco dance parties. She especially loves to run outdoors in the winter which balances out all the time spent sitting in the car driving kids to theater, ballet, and fencing practices while reviewing all of our kids’ music submissions. She is on a mission to prove homeschooling can be cool
Did she really write "endured" when she was talking about her professional experience?
How completely unprofessional of her. And the poor widdle thing had to work for over twelve years? :Violin Presumably she only endured the torture of working outside the home until she could find the appropriate Wallet.The pronouns confuse me. "our" kids' submissions? I think she must mean "her kids' submissions." Nice proofreading, Editor. Perhaps she doesn't have time to proofread her own stuff because she's homeschooling her brats while they have impromptu disco dancing parties.
How can anyone take these broads seriously?
I can't stop copying because it's all so bad:
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XXXX was recently included in Forbes’ list of 25 working moms to follow on Twitter along with idols of hers like Katie Couric and Senator Kirsten Gillibrand. She’s been named to lists of top online influencers by The Daily Beast, Nielsen, The New York Post, Babble, and Parents Magazine, and in 2011 she was awarded the prestigious AWNY Game-Changers Award from Advertising Women of New York. Liz can frequently be seen on programs like NBC’s TODAY Show, The Martha Stewart Show, HLN, and local New York media discussing parenting trends, gear, technology, social media and culture. Once she talked about her underwear.
She is equally at home in the boutiques of Fifth Avenue, behind a fat red shopping cart at Target, and in the aisles of tech stores (especially the ones with the gaming demos!) but Liz can most often be spotted around her Brooklyn neighborhood grabbing a grilled cheese with her daughters, Thalia and Sage.
Wow, 25 working mawms to follow on Twatter....that's some kind of accomplishment.
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