Movies ruined by baybeez
Posted by freya
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Re: Movies ruined by baybeez March 08, 2015 |
Shrek. I liked that movie. It was witty and was rife with adult humour. Then the babies happened and then the whole last movie was shrek trying to enjoy his life and then finding out that "his family was most important" 
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Re: Movies ruined by baybeez March 09, 2015 |
I have to many situations of where I've gone to watch a movie and a snowflake practically shat itself crying from the minute the room went dark to the minute the moo decided 5 minutes before the ending that she'd better go try to settle it down before everyone recognise it was her brat that ruined their movie experience. not to mention all those movies that are seriously ruined by one of the characters having a surprise pregnancy, and shunning either pets, other kids, friends, or just because they play a sound track of a crying baby for 1-2 minutes flat as a joke to a scene where the parents are miserable for the first few months till they adapt.
so instead, I would like to list my most laughable, list of movies that you should nearly just watch for the wtf factor.
juno- about a teen who decides to get her fuck on, then finds out she's now preggo, and is practically shitting herself trying to work up the courage to tell the guy, the whole movie long.
what to expect when your expecting- about 4 or so different types of couples, and their struggles with getting, being and keeping their pregnancys, all while trying to convince 1 guy whos not into kids, into adopting because his bitch dun want one but is barren, even though she just lost her job.
miss conception- oh my, this ones a hoot, about a 30 something year old, who gets spooked into finding out how many eggs she has left, only to find out she has 1, and is on that egg right now, but just broke up with her boyfriend who dosnt want one, and now has to find out how she can get laid within the next 3 weeks, otherwise facing the HORROR of never having a baby...
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and soon there is to be released a horror movie called Pregnancy, it looks almost like the Saw, horror movie style, I doubt i'll ever see it, since it looks like it'll give me multi faceted nightmares on various levels for years to come.
and mr exile mentioned a funny sounding movie coming out, that we might actually go see just for the irony laughs and topical debate, centered around this teen who gets knocked up to some guy whos a jerk to her, he leaves her soon as he hears she's inpig, so she gets left behind by all her friends who grew up, graduatied, moved away, getting good paying jobs, and having familys later in life, and I think she ends up trying to get with her best guy friend, but he also leaves her for her best female friend, its like LOL LOL LOL LOL :yeah:bedmadelie
(my friends gave me a heap of movies to watch one time, and none of them had descriptions since I rather enjoy not knowing the plot behind what im about to watch, that changed right after I got 3 preggo moives in a row at random)
so instead, I would like to list my most laughable, list of movies that you should nearly just watch for the wtf factor.
juno- about a teen who decides to get her fuck on, then finds out she's now preggo, and is practically shitting herself trying to work up the courage to tell the guy, the whole movie long.
what to expect when your expecting- about 4 or so different types of couples, and their struggles with getting, being and keeping their pregnancys, all while trying to convince 1 guy whos not into kids, into adopting because his bitch dun want one but is barren, even though she just lost her job.
miss conception- oh my, this ones a hoot, about a 30 something year old, who gets spooked into finding out how many eggs she has left, only to find out she has 1, and is on that egg right now, but just broke up with her boyfriend who dosnt want one, and now has to find out how she can get laid within the next 3 weeks, otherwise facing the HORROR of never having a baby...
lariousand soon there is to be released a horror movie called Pregnancy, it looks almost like the Saw, horror movie style, I doubt i'll ever see it, since it looks like it'll give me multi faceted nightmares on various levels for years to come.
and mr exile mentioned a funny sounding movie coming out, that we might actually go see just for the irony laughs and topical debate, centered around this teen who gets knocked up to some guy whos a jerk to her, he leaves her soon as he hears she's inpig, so she gets left behind by all her friends who grew up, graduatied, moved away, getting good paying jobs, and having familys later in life, and I think she ends up trying to get with her best guy friend, but he also leaves her for her best female friend, its like LOL LOL LOL LOL :yeah:bedmadelie
(my friends gave me a heap of movies to watch one time, and none of them had descriptions since I rather enjoy not knowing the plot behind what im about to watch, that changed right after I got 3 preggo moives in a row at random)
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Re: Movies ruined by baybeez March 11, 2015 |
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Shrek. I liked that movie. It was witty and was rife with adult humour. Then the babies happened and then the whole last movie was shrek trying to enjoy his life and then finding out that "his family was most important"
Slightly related to that, Tim Burton's utterly pointless Charlie And The Chocolate Factory for needlessly tacking on a mawkish message about how famblees are important as Willy Wonka was forced to forgive his sadistic bastard of a father- yep, never mind the abuse, kids, just give praise as you remember that you came out of their gonads!
Notting Hill for the ending where High Grant and Julia Roberts are cuddling on a park bench as the camera pans round for the big reveal of her baybee bump- because no Happily Ever After is complete without baybees, right? The people I was watching that with were crying while I was rolling my eyes- urgh.
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Re: Movies ruined by baybeez March 12, 2015 |
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Shrek. I liked that movie. It was witty and was rife with adult humour. Then the babies happened and then the whole last movie was shrek trying to enjoy his life and then finding out that "his family was most important"
This. I was able to ignore the famblee message for the most part, but Jesus Christ... :headbrick
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Since we are talking about TV shows, The Walking Dead is a perfect bit of evidence regarding the destruction that pro-life agenda and belief can have you. "Hey! Let's have a baby in the middle of the fucking zombie apocalypse!" Yeeeeah. BS. I enjoyed watching the main character go crazy at the death of his "beloved" wife because they had to have the loaf donchaknow? Fucking Georgia.
All this thing does is scream and attract zombies...and it is probably not even his.
Tell me about it, not to mention all the danger that people have to go through to feed the damn thing! And notice how Rick is NEVER with them when they have to go into town for formula and shit? He does NONE of the work to raise the damn thing! I say take it into the woods, slap its ass and leave it for bait.
Heh, that reminds me of this group exercise I did in a previous college course. We were put in a group and given a scenario: we were stuck on a desert island and we had to choose which things to take with us and which things to leave behind - one of these was a baby, of course. Me and most of the guys agreed that the baby would be a useless resource-vacuum (and it would attract predators) so we'd leave it to its fate. But predictably, all the other girls were like "Oh, but you caaaaan't leave iiiit, it's just a baaaybeeee..."
eyes2 Despite hearing our very good reasons for abandoning the brat, they kept on bleating about how it'd be wrong to just abandon it.In the end, I overruled their arguments, forbade them from having a say in anything in future scenarios and submitted 'our' decision to the tutor, to their chagrin.
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Re: Movies ruined by baybeez March 12, 2015 |
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Shrek. I liked that movie. It was witty and was rife with adult humour. Then the babies happened and then the whole last movie was shrek trying to enjoy his life and then finding out that "his family was most important"
This. I was able to ignore the famblee message for the most part, but Jesus Christ... :headbrickQuote
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navi8orgirl
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Since we are talking about TV shows, The Walking Dead is a perfect bit of evidence regarding the destruction that pro-life agenda and belief can have you. "Hey! Let's have a baby in the middle of the fucking zombie apocalypse!" Yeeeeah. BS. I enjoyed watching the main character go crazy at the death of his "beloved" wife because they had to have the loaf donchaknow? Fucking Georgia.
All this thing does is scream and attract zombies...and it is probably not even his.
Tell me about it, not to mention all the danger that people have to go through to feed the damn thing! And notice how Rick is NEVER with them when they have to go into town for formula and shit? He does NONE of the work to raise the damn thing! I say take it into the woods, slap its ass and leave it for bait.
Heh, that reminds me of this group exercise I did in a previous college course. We were put in a group and given a scenario: we were stuck on a desert island and we had to choose which things to take with us and which things to leave behind - one of these was a baby, of course. Me and most of the guys agreed that the baby would be a useless resource-vacuum (and it would attract predators) so we'd leave it to its fate. But predictably, all the other girls were like "Oh, but you caaaaan't leave iiiit, it's just a baaaybeeee..."
In the end, I overruled their arguments, forbade them from having a say in anything in future scenarios and submitted 'our' decision to the tutor, to their chagrin.
You can't even really bring the baby along for food; it's mostly fat and cartilage and its organs aren't big enough to share and sustain a group of adults.
*I'm currently binge-watching Hannibal, so I have cannibalism on the brain.*
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"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
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