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This is why I never leave the house anymore. I'm paler than Dracula.
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Why did I have to go ahead and look at the Portillo's menu.....I think I just gained ten pounds through my eyeballs.
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my god YES I've been here in that moment so many fricken times, I could just up and slap the new moo who wants to plonk her kids next to me and leave it while she go's and stands in line, when its just me, and this happends, I walk off, then watch from far away as she turns to look back at the brats from in line, and freaks out when her designated random bystander babysitter has vanished, and new less appealing bystander sitter has moved into nearby seats to the unattended children.
these days when im with others and cant move, I just take to saying my thoughts on the idiot and her brood loud enough for her to overhear, if she stays, I bust out the most inaproriate foul mouthed storys I can think of, just to make sure the little ones learn a few new words that they'll say on repeat to everyone they meet over the next few days, this normally just gians me foul looks from the moo as if she's trying to say "clearly there are children present why would to say such things" even though I was there first and gave verbal warning.
other more with it moos actually get up and say to their kids "its a bit noisy over hear, lets move to another seat", at which point I change my conversation to a more enjoyable one, and end up with yet another moo sit down nearby, and start again.