The Onion must have CF writers

http://www.theonion.com/article/mother-still-searching-preschool-focuses-exclusive-50387

Moo still seaching for preschool that will only look at her son. It is like today's moos who want exclusive treatment for for as little as possible

"I just feel uncomfortable leaving my Skyler in a place where he is not the center of attention at every moment of every day."

Umm, did that seriously come out of that bitch's mouth?
Her words are parody in and of themselves.. we don't even have to embellish!

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Umm, did that seriously come out of that bitch's mouth?
Her words are parody in and of themselves.. we don't even have to embellish!

It's The Onion. It's a parody site. So the bitch doesn't even exist...though I SWEAR I've met her many times, in many disguises...

You can always count on The Onion to put forth somewhere absurd but sound almost believable.

The Onion - boy scout community service project

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