Cameron, don't do it! :errorr

My brother, another proud CFer (tough shit for grandkids, Mom and Dad!), has expressed concern that Cameron Diaz has gotten herself tied to a wannabreeder.

I haven't been able to find anything on the topic in any reputable celeb-gossip magazines (which seems like a contradiction in terms, but some are less vile than others), but it does kinda sound like a breederific storm's brewin'. He's already got babbies and neeeeeeeds to make more-- and she fucking married him anyway, stating that she's ready to "settle down".

And a primagravida at 42?! This has written all over it. Or will, if she doesn't wake the fuck up soon.

She was adamant about not having kids for a while. Hopefully she will give wanna breeder a boot.

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My brother, another proud CFer (tough shit for grandkids, Mom and Dad!), has expressed concern that Cameron Diaz has gotten herself tied to a wannabreeder.

I haven't been able to find anything on the topic in any reputable celeb-gossip magazines (which seems like a contradiction in terms, but some are less vile than others), but it does kinda sound like a breederific storm's brewin'. He's already got babbies and neeeeeeeds to make more-- and she fucking married him anyway, stating that she's ready to "settle down".

I think it's his brother (married to Nicole Ritchie) that has the babbies. As far as I know Cameron's Madden bro doesn't have them. And yeah, I saw it on one of the gossip sites I frequent - I am hoping she doesn't succumb to the pressure, since she seemed so adamant about being CF not too long ago. It could all be made up though, although - aside from the constant JenAniston is inpig story #29357 - most stories has some kind of grain of truth. It could just be that he is pressuring her for brats right now, in which case he is a complete and utter twatwaffle douche. It's not like her stance wasn't known before they got together.

(Of course, I think just being SIL to Nicole fucking Ritchie would be enough for me to run far, far away)

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." - Oscar Wilde

Did you guys see that Margret Cho was on wife swap and confessed her deep regret for not having kids, I always thought she was a proud CF, very disappointing . I hope Diaz doesn't cave

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Did you guys see that Margret Cho was on wife swap and confessed her deep regret for not having kids, I always thought she was a proud CF, very disappointing . I hope Diaz doesn't cave

I'm sure that was something the producers concocted. It's just about mandatory to have a brood if you're on Wife Swap, and the proud CF version of her just wouldn't fit in with their breederific agenda.

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Did you guys see that Margret Cho was on wife swap and confessed her deep regret for not having kids, I always thought she was a proud CF, very disappointing . I hope Diaz doesn't cave

I'm sure that was something the producers concocted. It's just about mandatory to have a brood if you're on Wife Swap, and the proud CF version of her just wouldn't fit in with their breederific agenda.

I looked for a synopsis. To Cho's credit, she did something very non-momish: took her temp husband to a dungeon shop to introduce him to a sexy alternative to meat 'n potatoes mom and dad sex

http://www.newsy.com/videos/watch-margaret-cho-handcuffs-celebrity-wife-swap-husband/

In typical moo fashion:

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And how did his wife Holly Robinson Peete react to this news?
She seemed open to the idea of role playing, but not as much to the spanking horse.
"Where are we supposed to ride a spanking horse with four kids," said Holly Robinson Peete.

I noticed that too.
I read on Celeb*tchy that she definitely took a break from filming.
They think that she is going through IVF.

Eva Mendez also stated that she doesn't want to get married or have chyldren.
Now she has a daughter.

I was really disappointed to see Eva go. They're dropping like flies lately,

I've never liked Cameron Diaz. I think she is flaky and dumb so I would not be surprised if she breeds. Most Hollywood people will go where the money and fame is, and right now to stay relevant you breed or at least pretend to be inpig and get a surrogate to do the dirty work.

Same goes for Zooey "I like to pose with my eyes wide to pretend they're bigger than they actually are, aren't I so twee and hipster" Deschanel. Probably got jealous of the attention her older breeder sister was getting. And I guess she wants to ruin her TV show just like her sister did.

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