Get ready to roll your eyes...
Posted by bop
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Re: Get ready to roll your eyes... August 12, 2015 |
I like these comments:
"I'm getting about damn sick of my sister-in-law's FB posts...yes, you had a baby..you didn't discover the cure for cancer..shut up"
And somebody linked to this from the Oatmeal:
At least it's getting the approval it deserves.
"I'm getting about damn sick of my sister-in-law's FB posts...yes, you had a baby..you didn't discover the cure for cancer..shut up"
And somebody linked to this from the Oatmeal:
At least it's getting the approval it deserves.
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Re: Get ready to roll your eyes... August 12, 2015 |
Comedy gold:
Speaking of shitty parents...
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"If your parenting didn't make him a sociopath the lack of it did." -Jessica Jones
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Ah, the magic of birth. Downloads all the information in the universe as a reward for having your vagina stretched to its limits.
When you give birth they hand you your baby, and your certificate in your Masters in Everything Especially Stuff There Are Experts For.
Congratulations. You've just earned the "Something fell out of my vagina" PHD
Now it's time to flood your Facebook feed with baby pictures, mother advice, and Scentsy ads.
My condolences, losing the rest of your life must be hard.
You know nothing, Joan Snow.
...and you can store all that knowledge in your new, gaping, stretched out baby dispenser.
Protip: have the next child with a different father so you can get NEW advice for the second child.
Blood pours from my ears when this nonsense spills out from people who are so blatantly shitty parents (and whose kids are pieces of shit)
Speaking of shitty parents...
If this is all some pahrunts know how to do I'm terrified for the next generation coming our way.Quote
Edwina Scissorhands
I helped console my newborn son as he was circumcised... Does that count?
You obviously had no clue after the first one because you squatted out two more.Quote
Serial Stupid
I have three boys. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Someone help me.
Because a loaf getting strangled by its own umbilical cord is natchral too.Quote
Who says this shit at work?!
I have a coworker like that...she killed her 2nd child during homebirth because "she was smarter than the doctors"
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"If your parenting didn't make him a sociopath the lack of it did." -Jessica Jones
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Re: Get ready to roll your eyes... August 12, 2015 |
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Comedy gold:Quote
Ah, the magic of birth. Downloads all the information in the universe as a reward for having your vagina stretched to its limits.
When you give birth they hand you your baby, and your certificate in your Masters in Everything Especially Stuff There Are Experts For.
Congratulations. You've just earned the "Something fell out of my vagina" PHD
Now it's time to flood your Facebook feed with baby pictures, mother advice, and Scentsy ads.
My condolences, losing the rest of your life must be hard.
You know nothing, Joan Snow.
...and you can store all that knowledge in your new, gaping, stretched out baby dispenser.
Protip: have the next child with a different father so you can get NEW advice for the second child.
Blood pours from my ears when this nonsense spills out from people who are so blatantly shitty parents (and whose kids are pieces of shit)
Speaking of shitty parents...If this is all some pahrunts know how to do I'm terrified for the next generation coming our way.Quote
Edwina Scissorhands
I helped console my newborn son as he was circumcised... Does that count?You obviously had no clue after the first one because you squatted out two more.Quote
Serial Stupid
I have three boys. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Someone help me.Because a loaf getting strangled by its own umbilical cord is natchral too.Quote
Who says this shit at work?!
I have a coworker like that...she killed her 2nd child during homebirth because "she was smarter than the doctors"
That circumcision parent :crz. I think that people who get babies circumcised are horrible, or at very least ignorant. It's like, "yes let us slice skin of this babies sensitive groin, without consent, as he is a baby, to prevent STDs/because our religion requires genital surgery." By the time STDs are a issue, the guy can make his own decision about the state of his dick (if not than STDs are probably not your biggest issue), and besides no one should permanently alter a non-consenting individuals body unless it's necessary to preserve life or limb.
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