Duh is seen deliberately keying luxury car.
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Re: Duh is seen deliberately keying luxury car. August 18, 2015 |
This one really lit me up, because I can sort of relate to it.
There's one neighbor in particular (a Moo, of course) who dinged the shit out of the passenger side of my car-- like three dozen times or so-- until I finally moved it. I can only assume it was pure envy-- her car's a shitbox and mine, while nothing spectacular (certainly not an Aston Martin!), is cleaner and in way better shape than hers.
Of course, I have absolutely no way of proving it, lacking a camera like this astute British car owner had. Otherwise she'd be selling her empty-eyed kids to pay for my paint job, the petty little cunt!
As it is, now other people can see that I've got dings, and they happily add to them (although nowhere near as often as Bitter Moo). It's exactly like when one chicken in a flock gets pecked to the point of bleeding by another hen-- the rest descend on her like dumb, feathery sharks... on their own kind.
Stupid, mindless humans.
There's one neighbor in particular (a Moo, of course) who dinged the shit out of the passenger side of my car-- like three dozen times or so-- until I finally moved it. I can only assume it was pure envy-- her car's a shitbox and mine, while nothing spectacular (certainly not an Aston Martin!), is cleaner and in way better shape than hers.
Of course, I have absolutely no way of proving it, lacking a camera like this astute British car owner had. Otherwise she'd be selling her empty-eyed kids to pay for my paint job, the petty little cunt!
As it is, now other people can see that I've got dings, and they happily add to them (although nowhere near as often as Bitter Moo). It's exactly like when one chicken in a flock gets pecked to the point of bleeding by another hen-- the rest descend on her like dumb, feathery sharks... on their own kind.
Stupid, mindless humans.
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Re: Duh is seen deliberately keying luxury car. August 18, 2015 |
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This one really lit me up, because I can sort of relate to it.
There's one neighbor in particular (a Moo, of course) who dinged the shit out of the passenger side of my car-- like three dozen times or so-- until I finally moved it. I can only assume it was pure envy-- her car's a shitbox and mine, while nothing spectacular (certainly not an Aston Martin!), is cleaner and in way better shape than hers.
Of course, I have absolutely no way of proving it, lacking a camera like this astute British car owner had. Otherwise she'd be selling her empty-eyed kids to pay for my paint job, the petty little cunt!
As it is, now other people can see that I've got dings, and they happily add to them (although nowhere near as often as Bitter Moo). It's exactly like when one chicken in a flock gets pecked to the point of bleeding by another hen-- the rest descend on her like dumb, feathery sharks... on their own kind.
Stupid, mindless humans.
I'm curious: How can you tell she's doing it out of sheer envy instead of just being a careless, inconsiderate boob, or that her spawn are not doing it? I certainly wouldn't put it past some people to be so petty and immature, though, since their bodies left middle school, but their brains stayed behind.
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